#weenieroasts

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I've learned that calling the Bible a "book of middle eastern fairy tales" gets quite the entertaining reaction out of evangelicals

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My goal is to be so trans and queer that conservatives literally combust upon seeing me

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I love talking to people who are really into Greek mythology so I can try and sus out whether they got into it through Percy Jackson or god of war

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friendly reminder that Alfred Pennyworth canonically fucked the queen of England

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euphoria is just Yellowstone for 30-year-old white women who haven't let go of their "teenage dirtbag era" yet

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childhood is thinking slipknot is the heaviest nu metal band ever

adulthood is realizing that limp bizkit blows them out of the water

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I'm honestly kind of stoked on the casting for the upcoming Zelda movie, BUT if they don't have at least one scene where link runs headfirst into a wall/tree/solid object to get something down or solve a puzzle I'ma riot.

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One of the biggest issues I have with 'spider man gets isekeid into gotham' fanfics is that Peter Parker, New Yorker, born and bred queens native, would absolutely despise being in New Jersey for any reason whatsoever