One of the biggest issues I have with 'spider man gets isekeid into gotham' fanfics is that Peter Parker, New Yorker, born and bred queens native, would absolutely despise being in New Jersey for any reason whatsoever
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One of the biggest issues I have with 'spider man gets isekeid into gotham' fanfics is that Peter Parker, New Yorker, born and bred queens native, would absolutely despise being in New Jersey for any reason whatsoever
I've learned that calling the Bible a "book of middle eastern fairy tales" gets quite the entertaining reaction out of evangelicals
My goal is to be so trans and queer that conservatives literally combust upon seeing me
I love talking to people who are really into Greek mythology so I can try and sus out whether they got into it through Percy Jackson or god of war
Sweet fucking Jesus of Nazareth I need a goddamn cigarette
friendly reminder that Alfred Pennyworth canonically fucked the queen of England
euphoria is just Yellowstone for 30-year-old white women who haven't let go of their "teenage dirtbag era" yet
idk who needs to hear this but pointing out a trans womans stubble is fucking rude