cw language around weight/scales. but for cats
i weighed whiskey and marmalade and whiskey is the same weight as when we got him and he was six months old - 12 lbs. (he was basically fully grown by then, which was hilarious). he's two now so we're like... wtf? marm's 8.6 lbs which is up 0.6 from december. dwellie is asleep so i'll do her later. i did the trick of weighing myself and weighing them in my arms (thankfully not squirming at all!) four times each.
but also i looked up what they weigh identical to and marmalade weighs the same as One Milk Jug and whiskey weighs LESS THAN A FUCKING WEINER DOG despite being the weight of a fucking neutron star when you pick him up?????
tux weighed way more than he does and yet picking him up was way easier. whiskey just flops but tux like. tried to help you ig???
for metric users idk. because despite living in a metricified(?) country like canada, fucking nobody uses kilos for their scales.














