#weird as

[polyscythe]

idk why but i jacked off so hard last night that my like. our pussy is like. different. it wont uh. close. which is weird bc i didnt Put anything in it...

[deadlyeggs]

Please tumblr. Let me reblog ads.

[believeinclexa]

I've got this weird bite/sting/infection thing on my arm to which I have no idea what it is. Just a typical day in my life.

[retrostow]

Last night I had a dream it was Christmas morning and me and some friends had nothing to eat so we went to a local Tesco near the station. And some random guy was with one of my friends and I wasn't too happy about that but whatever, we got on with things. Anyways, nearing the station, we decide to go to Russia, so get on a train to Moscow. At Moscow station we realise we need to get to Bilbao (which is for some reason alsoin Russia) so we need to cross over a bridge over platforms to get to the platform with a train going to Bilbao. We got a bag full of Tesco food by this point somehow - guess we went to the shop back in England. On the stairs to the bridge over the platforms, I'm singing Shakira or something and dancing a little bit and this random girl asks if I'm on America's Next Top Model. I'm like 'what?' and she's all like 'you've got the body for it'. Then we have a really awkward kiss on the stairs and then I woke up.

[breatheinbronte]

a shop assistant just complimented my school uniform?!

[buffiest]

hiiiii i'm back from my cousins' now where we were having christmas dinner and stuff, if was mainly pretty chill as usual, the kids were downstairs playing electronics and other ppl were talking upstairs, one of my uncles was skyping w/ us from florida- pretty nice! except for this other thing that happened but yeh

anyway we had all our cars pulled over to the side of the road waiting for abt 15 minutes and the police were called but she ended up going home and her sister is staying w/ us tonight

CHRISTMsas? ?? okay

[chickenoverice]

but he's just sssooooooooooooooOH MY GOD no im not going there no STOP no

god this is so weird how do i get out of this help this isn;t even funny im not joking this needs to fuckin stop

THIS IS WEIRD AND CREEPY but this is my feelings but??? but but bu t im not a creep i just have a lot of feelings i need to control   I KNOW IT SOUNDS SO WEIRD OVER THE INTERNET But if i could actually just talk about it i??? i would punch myself maybe

i think this is happening because i don't  have a "crush" on anyone at school right now so all those uncontrolled emotions go towards whatever my current interest is or something? no that doesn't make sense never mind

im very upset at myself and everything else and im confused and sad and have 1000 other feelings and ??????¿¿¿¿¿¿¿ im a massive idiot

i want to hug him ew thatsS WEIRd im sorry IM SORRY

i want to hug him and be like "do not be sad. you are lotta cool person. lotta talent. great music. do not be sad friend" im sorryryryyry idiot

i mean obviously i'd want to say something more serious.....BUT I DONT KNOW FDJODJ i have too many feelings

maybe im just feeling like this today and then tomorrow i will realize how stupid this was

i want to hug all of them i want to hug everyone but nobody wants to hug me because i'm a fuckin idiot???hha