Feb 11, 2025
severance is good
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severance is good
So we taught Wales-boy that we will cheer and woo-hoo and clap and thrown our hands in the air for just about anything.
Weird Office Part 2
"Oh my god! Look at the kitty it's doing a poopy dance!" - A full grown attorney.
Weird Office Part 1
This attorney that sublets a room in our office is on this super strict diet. The other day he picks up this donut and just fucking takes a huge sniff of it and puts it back. Then I ate it.
New Guy: We could get an office cat!
Boss: Yeah, but we're not supposed to have a cat.
New Guy: We could hide it in a closet.
Boss: Like a Jew in World War II?
New Guy: Yeah! We could name it Anne Frank.
Boss: *good-natured chuckle*
New Guy: Of course that means someone would eventually have to kill it.
Boss: ...And then the joke went too far.
Weird Decoration