I think Beta Hal looks like a Big Puppet. Ball joints, weird puppet mouth, and it’s almost 10000% a fetish thing from Bro and Hal just lives with it like yeah I Guess. (He’s weird about puppets too, but cmon this is his Forever Body.) Bro’s over here like hell yeah a giant puppet that kind of looks like me and also he’s my nemesis boyfriend and likes to throw me around like a ragdoll and that’s all very normal to have and want. I hope they both burn in hell.
Following that thought bc its already a post of its own— it is insufferable to live with and also like. Probably fucks up Bro’s control over the house (which is just. What Hal Wants.) Because how do you continue to lord the image of being an untouchable, all knowing authority when your weird robot boyfriend just kind of undermines you and pushes you around. “Hey you cant say that to me” okay well hal does soooooo.