#weird search

[ohlookitsakiralupin]

……Guys.

Guys.

What is this.

I ask google, because why not, and it’s an….innocent…writing question.

I mean I KNOW I was asking how to kidnap a trained assassin but REALLY google it’s fine I promise-

[redrehab]

Weirdest thing in my search history to date is

“Can you eat a ladybug”

Question that had been brought on my boredom well sitting in a camp house hallway surrounded by their corpses

The answer is you can… they just don’t taste good

[attackonsasha]

It started off with a search for wigs, how did it end up like this...

So... I recently logged into my Amazon account after getting a few things and came across the section based on what I viewed and bought.

What

In the actually hell amazon

WHY

I was only checking the price for different anime series and buying a few wigs...

None of the items had anything to do with Danny Devito.

Why...

[poppypotatopudding]

My most recent google search, what is wrong with me?

“can i fly by moving my arma up and down at 341.28 mph and jumping off of the east face of any mountain above 2 miles high around mid day while singing lesly gores hit song “you dont own me”¿”

[bits-o-mint]

I was gonna google the human equivalent of chordate characteristics but gas station sushi works