#weirdcuriosity

[desolxte]

@weirdcuriosity said: "Well, you should have seen the way she was crying over the poor cat! I had no choice but to tell her you said yes..."

“Hanji,” he sighs. “Kid’s cry, it’s what they do. You don’t fold like a cheap suit and allow strays in the Corps, are you an idiot?” 

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Hands on hips, lips pursed and brows well and truly furrowed, Eld looked down at the... thing before him. He opened his mouth, then thought better of it. I mean, really what could you say?

Earlier that morning, Eld had been summoned to the courtyard that was used by Squad Leader Hanji. Tucked away in a mostly disused section of Survey Corp HQ, officially it was the “outdoor experimentation area”. To Eld and Auruo, it was “Hanji’s playground”. As second-in-command of the Special Operations Squad, he had been invited to cast an eye over a new weapon the frenetic Squad Leader had invented. After all, he and his Squad were going to be key to its deployment in the field. Or so Captain Levi said.

Running his spindly fingers over the tuft of hair sprouting from his chin, Eld tipped his head to one side, scrutinising the thing in front of him. It didn’t look like a weapon to him. More like a group of over-turned beer barrels. The Squad Leader was obviously proud of it though, judging be the wide smile plastered across her face. He’d have to chose his next words carefully...

He turned to Hanji.

“No disrespect, Squad Leader,” he drawled, “... But what actually is it I’m looking at?”

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“Ha! As if I would think about that…”

          “Good.”

          “Wait a minute....why not?! What’s that supposed to mean?!”

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Jean knocked at the door and following a few moments of hesitation, he opened the door slowly. He peeked his head inside and saw the fantastical scientist working hard in her makeshift lab. “Uh--” he knocked at the door again, a little louder this time, “--Squad Leader Zoe? Commander Erwin sent me here.” He hoped to the gods that she hadn’t been after a guinea pig.

[desolxte]

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Levi flicks the lid of his lighter open and closed, rhythmic and slow, while he reflects in his thoughts. Rather, considers his options. Specifically, culls over their choice in equipment. 

“What is it about guns,” he muses aloud, turning his nose up at the three lining one end of the table-on-wheels. Popping the zippo’s lid three times in quick succession before he lifts his gaze and dulls it on Hanji. “I don’t understand the fascination.” Or the fear, really. But it’s undeniably present in the eyes of most people when they’re facing down the barrel, Levi’s long-since learned. 

He supposes they are effective when it comes to offing some sorry bastard quickly and effortlessly, but that’s not the job they're tasked with. Erwin wants them to get the man to talk. Find out why a deal that should’ve been cemented went south at his expense, what’s happened beyond his current knowledge that’s changed things and why that expense hasn’t been returned but withheld indefinitely. And of course, why they couldn’t have simply had a normal conversation about this like their boss had so respectfully asked for in the first place. 

This is just something of a call-up to the non-response. 

Levi clasps his lighter in his fist, extending his hand to tap a finger on a set of pliers in the middle of the tray. Grumbling in his typically bored tone, “That, with a toe between it is what’ll get him singing sooner.” 

[desolxte]

@weirdcuriosity said: "They grow up so fast :')"

“Shit, don’t I know it.” 

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TO: TALL ARSE

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“theres a new body, at a house in.. redsburg, a two hour drive out into the country.” levi muttered to hange, leaning against their desk and flipping the page of information over to read more. “they have photos here, doesn’t seem too bad. looks like an older gentlemen, found in a barn, covered in muck.. they don’t know if it was foul play- or an accident. they don’t know his name or where he lives, whether its his barn or he was dumped there. seemed pretty run down.” he hummed, dropping the clipboard onto hanges desk and pushing off with his leg to look at them.

“do you want to take the case?” he mused, walking around to their other side to grab his mug of coffee, lifting it to his lips. it was turning out to be a long day, three hours of nothing- sitting in their cramped office filling out paperwork for cases that had all turned out to be dead ends. getting out for a bit seemed like the perfect idea.