#weirder timeline

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I’m not sure what’s weirder: AOC accidentally posting a link to one of the most popular Lumity fanfics in The Owl House fandom to her official Twitter account, or the fact that she didn’t try to cover up or deny anything and just admitted that she was the author and forgot to switch accounts

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so it turns out that pukicho was actually a bot this whole time

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I was so excited for claire's 20$ top surgery until I remembered they banned me for shoplifting, this is so sad Alexa play this is home

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B̵̡̆ẹ̷͋w̸͖̐ã̵͍r̴̲͂ẹ̶̒,̶̡̈ ̷̼̐d̴̦̄ė̷̘a̷͍͠ŗ̴̌ ̸̡͘r̴̢̀ę̴́a̶̲͋d̶͕͂ê̸͙r̶̝͂.̵̱̓

̸̭́T̵͔̂ḩ̸͘ë̷̝́y̵̛̬ ̵̺͌w̴̪̋e̵͙͌r̷̰͂ė̵̗ ̷̱͆n̵̼̽o̸̜̽t̴̠͐ ̸̣̃t̵̳͝ḫ̴͊é̸̪ ̸͓̉f̴͔̚i̷̧͊r̴͕̅s̵̢̈t̸̬͠.̸̝̀

̷͕̀T̷́ͅḧ̵̨́e̵̠̒ý̶̖ ̴͔̑ẉ̴͌i̶̜͌l̶̢̃ḷ̴͆ ̶͜͝n̴̞̊ò̷͉t̵̘͐ ̴̘̒b̴͙̀e̶̫̋ ̸̳̔t̵̠̏h̵̒ͅe̶̟̎ ̷̲̑ḷ̸̆à̸͎s̷͉͛t̶̥̾.̶̧̓

̵̲͌S̵̗͛u̴̦̅f̷͓̒f̴̬́e̶̋͜r̵̘̈́i̸̻̓ṅ̶͉g̵̍͜ ̸͓͌w̵̞̄i̵̹͐l̶̺͐l̸̗̏ ̸̖̃r̷̙̂e̷͍̅i̴͍͒ǵ̸̬ñ̵̼ ̴͙̽s̷̝͂ü̸̙p̸͉̃r̴̙̈́ȅ̸͇ḿ̴̪è̶͙.̸͔̓

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another day, another "what the hell — oh, posts from another timeline"

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Now I certainly wasn’t expecting Mountain Dew to suddenly get a mascot who looked like a rejected tumblr sexy man, but I guess it’s ultimately harmless? And while not the worst thing to happen recently, it’s pretty odd. Like I don’t get why they hired a famous mangaka but the striped leggings were a bit much. I’m usually a big fan of multiple piercings but they just don’t quite fit with his neon-green ponytail. Idk, what did you guys think? I’ll still be drinking Mountain Dew, but I’m not sure I  can take the stuff seriously when there’s some anime twink on the side of the can.

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Is anyone gonna say ANYTHING about the hacker who discovered Jeff Bezos’s recent purchases and found out that he’s been purchasing a fuck ton of furry commissions from artists. Like a LOT of furry commissions. So they revealed it on Twitter, and it’s been like not that covered on Tumblr?

So many people have been tweeting at him about it recently and he hasn’t tweeted anything at this point for like a week. Why the hell has tumblr been so silent on this chaotic development

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I’m glad John Mulaney is doing better again, but does anyone know why all of his shows have a Capri-sun on the stool instead of a bottle of water now?

Seriously, it’s been like every single show and every time he stops to drink one he says “it’s Tuesday o’clock somewhere”