Posts From A Alternate Timeline

This is literally just a take on the alternate timeline trend basically I'm just turning reality on it's head. You can make submissions if you want lmao

[postsfromanalternatetimeline]

why exactly are we still even talking about the whole "don't go outside" thing? i mean clearly everyone knows it's real.

[pride-flags-into-colours]

This is an example of the kind of things I will be doing, this is my name, pronouns and my flag <3

If you would like something similar check my bio it’s all free as this is a passion of mine and it would be ridiculous to make people pay for this kind of stuff

(Genderfluid flag)

[postsfromanalternatetimeline]

Hi everyone I know this is far from what this blogs purpose is but I would like to take a moment to draw your attention to @pride-flags-into-colours this blog is run by my IBF and they are really passionate about it, they have made me a version of this as well but with my name, flag and pronouns. It takes them about 6 minutes to mix the colour, then about 1 hour to add everything else, sometimes the graphics cost money so about one hour and six minutes plus two-ten dollars can go into making these, but she puts them out for free. He will do any flag you give him, Xenogenders included she isn’t a judgemental person infact Rae is one of the nicest people in the world and deserve all the love you can give him, Love you Rae 🧡

[postsfromanalternatetimeline]

Just a note

Holy shit we are coming up on 500 followers, I feel so grateful! When I started this blog it was half to jump on a trend and half for an ARG I am creating that this blog is apart of. Anyway Love all of you 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰

[postsfromanalternatetimeline]

What emotion does this image spike in you?

I feel horny

[posts-from-a-lost-timeline]

yeah when i suggested we set up camp near a soup warehouse it was a joke.

and now we're feeding everyone within a few miles??

the apocalypse is weird as shit.

[postsfromanalternatetimeline]

Anyone wanna meetup with me? I got a new phone mine got ruined during the raids 

[postsfromanalternatetimeline]

The milk thing lmao

What the hell, I’m so fucking done.

If your not Dutch the reason I titled this “The Milk Thing” Is because starting with the Netherlands all of the cows in Europe have been dropping dead because of the mine fire in Germany 

[tatinotchatty]

when ur doctor convinces you to check yourself in the psych ward just to "spend the night", but you end up staying there a full month

[postsfromanalternatetimeline]

Lmao I went to the ED because fuck the health care system I wasn’t waiting 10 months to see a psychologist and I wanted to get evaluated but instead they lowkey just sent me to the psych ward. I just got home and I am not happy 

[firbetmakes]

Okay I woke up and heard about Tumblr+ and was not happy :(

So I wrote up this thing in like 3 hours with some crappy art and stuff just to get my thoughts out there of some way @staff can actually get some money without using @postplus,​ as everyone hates it.

If you have some ideas of your own or wanna draw some cursed pins you’d use go ahead!

(ignore all my spelling mistakes please, procreate doesn’t have spell checking)

[postsfromanalternatetimeline]

Hello hi I know I haven’t been active but I have a decent enough following (like there is a couple hundred of you, I have followed most of you back on my main blog) and I feel like I need to have a say on this. I have been on Tumblr since the beginning, I have had 12 blogs in total was part of the mishapocalypse and read the original cock monolog and oppa homeless style posts. This is an idiotic idea (posts plus the idea that @firbetmakes is really cool) if @staff think that this will do anything they are lying to themselves, the problem also is that if any artist or blogger does use this they will get hate, I know how this platform works. 

So dear @staff , 

get your head out of your ass.

sincerely, a (now grown up) kid with a blog (if any of you get that reference you were on tumblr in 2009 and respect to you) 

(It’s 4:59 am and I haven’t slept sorry about my spelling)

[postsfromanalternatetimeline]

I was so excited for claire's 20$ top surgery until I remembered they banned me for shoplifting, this is so sad Alexa play this is home

[postsfromanalternatetimeline]

Ao3 out of beta.

I know it's so great!!

[postsfromanalternatetimeline]

Wait a minute so you're telling me the next Mortal Combat game is going to have Bayonetta... and Hank J. Wimbledon?

Hank fits, don't get me wrong, but I didn't realize Madness Combat was *that* popular.

[milojka24]

For the ones who dream of stranger worlds

[postsfromanalternatetimeline]

Going on Hiatus for like a month (actually announcing it instead of disappearing without explanation) if you want to submit something I will try and look at submissions a couple of times (:

[postsfromanalternatetimeline]

Hold up are they really making a Lorax Remake where the Lorax is being played by an AFRO-LATINA WOMAN???? JJSJSKK THAT IS SOOO FUCKING WILD!!!! FRRRR… I personally welcome this change because I love WOC representation BUT LIKE FR I wonder how the fangirls would react though lmaooo… The onceler is kinda a morally shitty character but he’s so beloved by fangirls. I really look forward to see how the racist fangirls will react by their Tumblr sexyman being played by a WOC 😳 and a hot one at that 😳😳😭😭😍 awooga

[yinkoian]

She isn't complete, but isn't she just precious! Introducing my long furby, Despondency Banjo. Inspired by folk-punk.

[postsfromanalternatetimeline]

so no one is going to talk about the fact that a week ago Barack Obama divorced his wife for Benedict Cumberbatch ????

Because like I thought that he would be lying low after his affair with scott morrison but I guess not

[postsfromanalternatetimeline]

No idea what the fuck is going on but how the fuck did Steve Jobs come back from the dead? Like what even is going on???

I know that he actually faked his death with the whole choking on a orange thing.

[problem-squad666]

Idk who made this but I love it.

[postsfromanalternatetimeline]

Hi I have way to much shit to do so here is some brain rot while I go on a hiatus because I have a musical to preform.