#weirdfrogs

[lindenbasswood]

this is a purple burrowing rain frog.

a mix of a retarded mole, shiny pebble, a skinless chicken breast, and whatever you'd find at the back of your fridge.

this poor excuse for a rotten avocado can cluck like a chicken, but they live under literal mountains, and only emerge from their chubby slumbers to mate during monsoon season.