what would you do 😀 if i snuck into your 😀 bathroom 😀 while you were showering 😀 and i sniffed 😀 your dirty undies 😀 what would you do 😀
you a little freaky...
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“What would you do, if I snuck into your bath, while you were showering, and I sniffed your dirty undies? What would you do?” Eddie yelled all the way from the end table he was leaning on in the living room.
“What the fuck?!” Dustin screeched from the couch.
So, Eddie has a nasty habit of saying the weirdest things with no filter. And he has gotten comfortable enough to say them literally anywhere. And sometimes they weren’t even of that variety. They were just blatantly weird.
You are in the store? “Babe, would you still love me if I was a worm?”
Dressing room? “Hey, do you put some sort of air freshener in your bra? Because I swear it always smells so good. Even before I’m about to put it in the wash.”
With your parents? “What is the weirdest animal that you would let me take home?”
It never bothers you. You always answer, no matter what it is. But not today. Especially not in front of your friends. And the kids.
“Eddie! People are here!” You yelled from the kitchen. How does he always come up with these fucking questions?
“Wait, wait. Wait. Hold up,” Robin was exiting the bathroom of the new house you and Eddie were trying to pay for. “What do you mean people are here? Does he normally ask this?” Her face looked traumatized. She has never looked more concerned or scared of a conversation than this one.
The room went silent. You were still focusing up on finishing the meal you were preparing for the group. And you were expecting Eddie to answer the question for you. He is the one who got you in this mess. He better get you out.
“Hello? Have all of you went brain dead?” She was looking around the room looking at everyone who was there. Max, Steve, Dustin, and Eddie.
Max was sitting there chillaxing and living her best life, while confusingly looking up from her book. Steve was holding a tiny D&D figure that you painted because you were bored one day and just picked them up at a store and bought some paints and brushes. And Eddie was now standing fully up with his hands behind his back slowly trying to walk away.
“I want an answer!” The lesbian said while looking at you and throwing her head to look and Eddie a second later. The curly haired man opened the door and said a final thing before he dodged this conversation.
