#weirdocritter

[saphushia]

Trick or treat!

(hermitcraft?)

a very proper lad! (aka was messing with android mumbo design)

[opposingtheforce]

Right then if not what were you doing all this time

Well Jackson for one was working really hard on busting that door open for us so we can keep going. And eherm —

Totally not getting distracted all the time, right?

Yes yes of course. They callin' me the reliable engineer 'cause I always stay focused.

I bet my entire life savings onto the fact that no one but yourself has EVER called you that.

[identifying-guns-in-posts]

Do you own any guns yourself?

Nothing of the real steel variant, which is mainly because my wife has mental health concerns about having that kind of thing stored in our place of residence. (Maybe one day I'll convince her to let me have a safe with a P250 or a 92... ;w; )

I do have a handful of Airsoft replicas, mainly a springer Arctic Warfare, gas blowback 92FS, and a recently purchased electric AK-74M.

[opposingtheforce]

Shephard i crave sewage water

I am NOT giving you fucking sewage water??

[opposingtheforce]

Corporal could you taste test the paint if you see any chipping off the walls for me... I havent had paint in years

No I will not?? The walls aren't even painted. Go eat paint yourself or something. I'm not gonna get myself poisoned! Not on purpose at least.

[opposingtheforce]

I could think of alot of things that could go wrong- for example giant space squids

You just made that up, didn't you? There's no such thing as giant soace squids. I'm not even in space??

[opposingtheforce]

It ummm we ate the other guy. Yeah

I don't kmoe what terrifies me more. You or the fact that I'd trust you to do this. Luckily this was just some funny lie of yours

[opposingtheforce]

Did any of the aliens have knife hands if not then its not the aliens thats the "they"

No, none I have met at least. But who else would do something like this then?