#source: castle

[incorrecttwsted]

Please think of your poor papa's blood pressure

[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Bob: I know you want to keep me safe, but... the only way to do that is to wrap me in bubble wrap and hide me in a cave.

Yelena: Believe me, I've thought about it.

[incorrectquoteshungergames]

Haymitch: You’re cute when you’re angry.

Effie: [glares at him]

Haymitch: But not when you’re angry with me.

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

[April and Casey enter the lair hearing someone arguing] April: What’s going on? Donnie: Leo and Raph are fighting. Casey: Who’s winning?

[incorrectbatfam]

Damian: Can I say something that will probably annoy you?

Tim: Since when do you ask for permission?

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Tony: I can get your boss on the phone in under a minute.

Natasha: Well, tell him I said hi and I really could use a raise.

[incorrectbadkidz]

Random Student: Are you two together?

Mary Ann, simultaneously: Not yet.

Gorgug, simultaneously: Absolutely not.

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

Dorcas: did you set your hair on fire again? Pandora, with smoke trailing off her: no, that was one time. it's just that i’m so good looking, i’m literally smoking hot.