#well king

[lisaquinn]

I felt like those Victorian men who see woman’s ankle for fist time the moment Lucifer in pink robe appeared.

[the-love-bug-queen]

“I need to look more my age, at least as a stallion.”

[tough-chick-in-distress]

I've just realized that the room 1408 is actually in the thirteenth floor.

[sam-berto]

If you ever want to know how bad australia's humour is you have to watch a chris lilley show