#well lesson learned

[barbru]

Oh this old thing hehe?

[myinternetcorner]

[a-random-nerd]

can’t believe I put an entire stick of butter in the butterscotch pudding. It was supposed to me three tablespoons. God help me

[dragvandile]

the way she personally messaged me several times and promised that i could keep living here and that shes just gonna look for a new landlord and NOWWW a month later she just sent me the fcking electricity bill and said i gotta move out like ?????? Fuck youuu

[danamii]

How I wish I could stand beside you for however long it would take for the fire to burn everything I once gave you.

In silence with nothing but a blaze of light in front of us.

Watching those once cherished gifts blacken and burn.

Material things. Attempts at foot holds long gone.

I would watch them spark and you would see them turn to dust.

When the fire finally dies down, that would be it

And I would be gone.

[cowboy-outlaw]

They always say to never cook bacon shirtless, but they never mention to not cook kettle corn shirtless.

[bohootokoutarou-blog]

FACT OF THE DAY: Just because it smells good does not mean it tastes good

[doctor--grey-blog]

you should always avoid the red options with varric. purple is best but blue are okay. blue & purpled will get you friendship points, red will get you rivalry points.

Oh shit I'll try to remember that thank you !!