stranger things season five final episode script leak real
eleven: we did it! we defeated vecna and closed the gates to the upside down for good! i couldnt have done it without you mike
mike: aw stop
will (dying from a random last minute demodog attack): you guys are so cute together
mike: i couldnt have done it without you either will. dont worry. we'll name our first son after you.
will: heh. i guess the power of true heterosexual love really did save the day *dies*
erica: just the fagcts💯
lucas: 😧
murray: its OK i gave her the pass💅
robin: see! this isnt bury your gays only the main gay character died!
hopper: eHEM. we were in the middle of something?
murray: heh, sorry! *turns around to joyce and hopper* i now pronounce you husband and wife
*everyone cheers. joyce throws the flower bouquet and eleven catches it. her and mike kiss. 80s dance music starts up and everyone floods the dance floor*
will (to hoppers dead daughter in heaven): well i guess that makes us siblings now
steve (he died 20 minutes ago): im so proud of my little nuggets *he wipes away a tear as he looks down on the wedding*
dustin (looking up at the sky): sometimes i think i can still hear his voice.....
robin: here, he would want you to have this
*she gives him steve's baseball bat*
dustin: wow i-
mike: dustin! youre going to miss the conga line!!!!
dustin: sorry robin! you know me- i gotta lead the conga
robin: *starts running* not if i beat you to it!
dustin: hey! *chases after her laughing*
*slow pan out*
narrator voice: and so everyone lived happily ever-
mysterious voice: what about me?!
*the music screeches and everyone stops dancing*
everyone: VECNA!??
*vecna stands angrily with his arms crossed*
eleven: awwwww come here you sour puss
*she pulls him into the conga line and they all resume dancing. the scene slowly fades out to a basement where eleven (jane) and brenner are sitting at a table with figurines and dice*
brenner: the end. still think dungeons and dragons is a lame old nerd game?
jane: WOW. that was.....
brenner: awesome?
jane: um YES! and that ending was crazy!
brenner: well- stranger things have happened.
jane: *laughs and rolls her eyes* dad!
brenner: now what do you say about some eggos for dinner?
*they laugh and walk up stairs. as their dialogue and laughter fades the camera stays in the basement. text reading "THE END" appears, then the lights flicker and we hear a demogorgan sound. "... ?" appears and the scene fades to black*
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