May 10, 2018
Theater Class
My friendo saw a spoodler just stip steppin across the room and we thought it was so cute. Someone was like “I wonder what kind of spoodler it is” and looks it up. Then, “HOLY HECC IT’S A BROWN RECLUSE!” and everyone starts panicking. I’m just sitting there like “Y’all calm down. Plz.” Then someone killed it and we had a moment of silence for the poor little spoodler. There were about 5 minutes of dead silence and then...
”Guys, they lay eggs in May.”