#welpsies

[veenuszz3]

Guess who is sick and just got home from school? Meeeeeeee

[littlemonstersau-blog]

Bill, I'm sorry to have disturbed you, I was just giving you ideas and trying to help for your best interests. Please don't kill me.😟

Bill: Well your ideas are bad, and they’re not gonna become instantly good just because you keep throwing them at me in increasingly roundabout ways. Don’t worry, I won’t kill you. You’re not worth the trouble. Yet. Don’t test your luck, please.

On a positive note, not all your questions are bad!

Bill: See, this one’s ok because ever since the old blog got…uh, snapped, I can’t rely on the regular viewers on knowing what the hell is going on over here anymore (especially with the archive site being such a pain to navigate as it is) so this gives me an excuse to go over small details!

Like my good friend Sammy, the Slutty Satyr! We’re fuckbuddies, basically. Found him in the woods one day while going pretty much insane from sex withdrawal and we hit (each other) off rather quickly. Now I know how you humans are about ‘”sexual loyalty to your partners” and all that but don’t worry, Dipper’s aware of him and he agreed to this much before I ever met this pal o’ mine! See, ever since I started inhabiting these hormonally charged human vessels I’ve become…let’s say…I don’t wanna use the word addicted because that’s much too strong but the urge to have sex becomes entirely too distracting and I can’t have a moment of respite to even think straight! The damn urges follow me even outside the meatsuits, it’s like an annoying itch I never get to scratch!

Luckily, Dipper agreed to let me find a living outlet for the problematic urges and even more luckily I met the perfect candidate for this. Sammy likes sex, has a boyfriend, and is very much in the same situation as I am (boyfriend’s away and he needs to bone) so we scratch each other’s itches. And let me tell you, not often do I get into mutually beneficial relationships (they’re usually heavily unbalanced in my favor) but this one I don’t mind having at all! It’s only gonna last until his boyfriend or mine comes back tho, or at lest the sex part will. I wouldn’t mind keeping him around even without that, he’s a funny guy.

Sammy: Also I he-elp you improve your se-e-ex skills so once your bf comes ba-a-ack you don’t suck at it from la-ack of pra-actice.

Bill: That’s an excellent point Sammy, well said!.

Sammy: Also if you guy-y-s wanna toss ideas for me to do to hi-im, I’m all ears

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).

Bill: Ok that’s enough now.

Sammy: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

Bill: How are you doing that.

Sammy: ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

Bill: Stop.

[veenuszz3]

Actually I love seeing the difference in how I talk it's so funsies

[n-o-r-t-e-d]

ooc;//i had the longest day yesterday and ran on it with 2 hours of sleep...probs why i overslept my “nap” of 30 minutes into 3 hours just now.

(btw its always more a struggle cause I come home from spending weekend with my cousins hence why im on mobile for weekends)

[templarhael]

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name: Sarah nicknames: Sasa, Blue (which I prefer tbh) birthday: 7th August gender: female sexual orientation: bisexual time and date at current moment: 10:43pm, 3th January 2015 average hours of sleep: hAHAHA lucky number: uh like 3 maybe last thing i googled: alltag first word that comes to mind: shots welp one place that makes me happy: old cities, like oxford or stratford, where the entire place is dripping with history how many blankets i sleep under: 1 gdi favorite fictional characters: My god like Oikawa Tooru, Heiwajima Shizuo, Matsayuki Hori, Barry Allen, frikkin Cullen and Dorian and so on book: "Schmitz Katze" by Ralf Schmitz ngl alternatively the Temeraire seris by Naomi Novik tv show: rn The Flash, Doctor Who, Sherlock  favorite beverage: ...captain cola? jk jk I like Mountain Dew favorite food: sushi or mochi.... last movie i’ve seen in cinemas: The Hobbit: The Battle of The Five Armies. I saw that three damn times. dream holiday: roadtripping through the UK and ireland dream wedding: idk if there's no blood it'd be boring tbh dream job: author/psychologist working for the army tbh

[sanduval-blog]

Wow, I'm tired.