#wemmedy

[wemmbupilled]

Ganhalang, i am ztarving. For wemmbu, I saw Corsotette's Seamstress Wemmbu and omg. I can't get it off my head, like imagine if Wemmbu's like, peaceful and doesn't as fight much in the future, so obviously she takes on new hobbies like Stitching and Knitting! She gets help from one of the older women in the wheat kingdom, and she fails, multiple times, but doesn't give up! Now she's fully mastered it!(my multitalented queen)

She makes cute yarn charms of the others and makes Egg wear her handmade clothes, and eventually, Manepear somehow manages to find her. Wemmbu is like shocked and lowkey has a mix of complications, but nonetheless invites him in, alongside Egg to her home and makes them dinner(she plans her meal, and knows how to make it! She makes delicious meals but didn't have time to indulge in them T_T, now that she's peaceful she can happily cook!)

Theo and Parrot(let's just say that he got a break from all the king stuff) gets invited by Wemmbu to like, celebrate their victory and the crowning of Parrot as king. She also invites everyone who were in the fight and survived, Flame brought Lomedy, Zam brought Pangi and yadayada(Zamgi, i need you to come back, plase) but before all that! Wemmbu builds picnic tables, then making sure that all of the ingredients is safe and that no one is allergic, she also gets into wine making even before Mane came and prepared a big batch of it and leaves it to age:].

She made a grand feast for everyone and prepared homemade gifts from her new skills:D, practically becoming a housewife. While she was doing that, Egg decorates.

Wemmbu was being nice and unintentionally attracting more people and making them fall harder! Eventually they all got drunk, except for her because she is the host(just a littlee tipsy), maybe played a few games and had fun!(very whimsy and joy no angst, trust.) And they all slept in her treehouse! [One of them may or may not, had sex with her, Lomedy prolly, like i saw a tiktok of him being headcannoned as a heavy drinker.](i just needed an excuse to get Wemmedy)

Maybe a foursome perchance idk. Maybe Wemmbu, Mane, Flame, and Lomedy. That's it prolly. Anyways, bye bye! And take care Andro!!! :D

-🦚

retired seamstress wemmbu!! omggg so good??? bruhhhh.

wemmbu after law arc in the wheat kingdom, maybe occasionally fighting like how she fought those people to save egg, but gradually as time goes on, she fights less and less. and finds herself not knowing what to do with her life!!!! so, she goes I'm going to go ask people at wheat kingdom for things to do!! and she gets infected into a group of people who knit and crochet and stitch stuff, and she FALLS in love with it!!! she loves knitting and crocheting things!! she's bad at it at first! but there's no consequences to her not being good at it, its not a life-or-death situation, and she has all the time in the world.

so, when she has time, she works on it and eventually gets really good (she mastered it fr) !! I'm going to say egg and minute gets all her early bad/failures bec while she wants to throw them out and undo them egg and minute loved them and were like nooo!! this is like ur first attempts we can't throw them out!!.

OKAY FINISHING THIS MAY 7?? 😭😭😭

But yeah she masters it and gets REALLY good and makes all her clothes and has super cute but functional clothes bec I feel like she’d want functional clothes for fighting and stuff considering how she’s not going looking for any fights but people keep trying to fight her 😭so cute but functional clothes for when she’s ambushed and forced to fight!!

Egg gets blankets and clothes and other trinkets she’s made!! AHHH and mane?? showing up and seeing her sitting Infront of her tree and knitting? he’s so shocked but he’s like dang ig she grew tired of the fighting and wants peace and quiet now.

She invited him in and makes dinner for Him and egg and mane settles down near them bec it turned out!! he misses people bro he’s a lion he needs other people around and he low-key (HIGHLEY) missed her :/. Also is like is it chill if flame gets an invite or knows where u live? To wemmbu bec he also misses his lil bro.

she’s chill with it and it actually inspires her to decide to have. Apart and invite all of the anti-law group bec she had fun making a feast and stuff for mane and egg and now she wants to do a BIG one for all the people Who took down the law.

she makes a huge picnic area, makes it super pretty, makes a huge feast and tons of options for different people who have different diets or food limitation (including allergies, but also like some of the are brids and stuff and i like to image they cant eat meat very much or at all!!) stuff. and OH WOW??? her getting into wine stuff is incredible, she really decided to just make and do everything herself.

ALSOOO it being her choice to become a housewife/be domestic but im my head she still keeps armor in her inventory and has weapons and tools in her e chest, so she is in peacful mode, but shes hyper vigilant and paranoid of someone hunting her or trying to kill her (like what's happening in canon but we are ignoring canon!!!).

I'd say they all kind of individually visit her before the big picnic feast party!! and they see how excited and how much she's gushing about her learning to crochet or cook or bake and she always makes them take home like 50 million different things she made and they slowly beome infatuated and in love with her over the months before the party.

at the party its lowkey soo competitive because all of them are noticing the others are also in love with wemmbu and are side eyeing each other. they all get progressively more drunk and play games and bet on stupid ass things, wemmbu is a little tipsy but shes just been slowly sipping at her drink because she wants to make sure shes sober enough to make sure everyone is good or can make it home (she brought out a bunch of blanket and made sure she has a bunch of beds and places to sleep because she doesnt want them to head home while they are all so drunk and unsafe, yk dont drink and pvp/elytra !! baiscally the uu version of dont drink and drive LMAOOO.)

I'll WRITE ABOUT BOTH!!! also omgg heavy drinker lomedy hc?? whys that so good, omgggg bro the farmer ??? managing to romance and pull wemmbu and not the king or the strongest or any of the other people at the party wowwww, lomedy just has rizz!!!

FOURSOME??? wowww she really got lucky as hell!! having three hot men focus on her and only her <33. one in her mouth, two in her pussy. literally filling her up omgggg. soo good all of them are so in love with her and so good to her making her cum and squirt.

mwah mwah :3, thank you so much

[rarepair-civilization]

Lomedy x wemmbuuu farmer bf x massive war criminal who has access to nukes anywhere🤤 or lemme rephrase that, trapper bf (since Lomedy has mentioned an interest in traps) x super “evil” ( he’s just a behbeee🥹🥹/J) boyfriend who also happens to be really cute…

!!

[mi-winter]

Valentine’s special pt. 2 - Wemmbu

Wemmjoice:

My sweet, sweet Wemmjoice. In the AU where Rejoice survived and got to escape the underground and got together with Wemmbu, I believe it would be a very healthy relationship where both parties worked on themselves and their insecurities, both alone and together. Generally I think Rejoice is the one who would ask Wemmbu to be his valentine, though I can also see Wemmbu asking with a sunflower in hand. 

Valentines day with Wemmjoice I think would be a day filled with laughter and memories. Maybe a couple of flowers and chocolates that they share, but they would mostly be wrapped up with each other. Playfighting, teasing, a lot of cuddling and skin contact between the two. 

For gifts I believe Wemmbu would give Rejoice a garden mostly filled with sunflowers though it does have some empty spots where Rejoice can plant whatever else he wants there. I believe he would give flowers together with a scrap book filled with photos and small entries throughout the time they’ve known each other. 

Wemmvit:

I feel like Wemmvit is pretty one sided in most universes, but since it’s valentine they shall be happy and in love. When it comes to Wemmvit I believe it is Wemmbu who seeks 4C out and asks him upfront if he wants to be her valentine. 

I believe they would stay home and relax together though it will be somewhat chaotic or that one of them forgot which day it is and the other has to hunt them down so they can celebrate there. I mostly think valentine for them is just staying close by.

For gifts I think 4C would give something similar to a snowglobe but a Valentine's version of it and one of those bond heart necklaces (necklace where you can hear and feel your partner's heartbeat), while Wemmbu would give something like a token of her love that he can always carry on him.

Theobu:

I believe Theo would be the one asking her to be his valentine and then trying to find where he and Wemmbu can spend the day without Parrot searching for either of them. 

For the day I think they would spend some time traveling, like taking walks on the more quieter places on Unstable, like plains or a forest. I do believe Theo would find an open space and takes Wemmbu to dance with him, leading her through it. 

I believe Theo would give gifts like a music box, some jewelry intertwined with some of his feathers and comfortable fabric.  While Wemmbu would give him a personalized playlist, some voice recordings and a lock of her hair. 

Wemmedy: 

I realised I headcanon a lot of Wemmships to be very soft and healthy, but oh well, if Wemm wants a soft, healthy relationship that’s what she’ll get.

When it comes to asking the other to be their valentine it’s pretty 50/50 on who does it, but I full-heartedly believe they both will ask it via flower language. A bouquet with Althea frutex (persuasion, consumed by love), Ambrosia (Return of love / will you return my love?), Baby’s breath (everlasting love, innocence), Berzelia (admiration, sincerity and humility) and red tulips (love, passion and romance).

For Wemmedy valentines day would be spent in nature, whether that be in a forest, flower field or Lomedy’s farm, maybe even a botanical garden. Location doesn’t really matter as long as they're together though. 

I can see Lomedy gifting Wemmbu some paper flowers so they can last forever together with a pet, idk what type, but I feel like he would do so. Wemmbu would give something that would help Lommedy in the long run, like seeds, hard to get / rare equipment or things Wemmbu stumbled upon and thought of Lomeddy. 

[truths33kers]

I am back, on a nother round of drugs, I fell asleep lastnnight but I seen it <3 the post I mean now havee some Wemmedy for the soul everyone!!Excues my grammarr on this, it's pretty atrocious gng, also it gets a bit steamy you guysss

Lomedy taking care of the flower shop because it's the only thing they havee left of their invisbu wifey :[ (probably set a bit after Wemmbu not wanting Lom to be apart of her whole situation with Law) and maybe Invisbu was planning on tell Lom that she was Wemmbu but thought it would be safer for Lomedy to not know (maybe Lom calls Invis something in private, like a Floral petname) who she truly is, makes Lomedy less suspicious of any real connection, it made more sense that Lomedy is seen as Flame's friend—Lom gets imprisoned because of Flame, like what a few weeks after Wemmbu is found. So When Wemmbu sees her flower hubby, definitely isn't made forr jail there she's a bit shocked (in a au where Wemmbu takes Lomedy with her, this is how Lom becomes her deuteragonist) Taking her cute hubby with her even if they are like super confused 'what do you mean Wemmbu is taking me?!?' Lom is reluctant on Wemmbu's actions, some type of conversation is happening as both are getting away from Law, Wemmbu reveals herself as invisbu Lom did not believe at first until Wem said the cute Floral nickname they call her nonstop and they are like 〣 ( º^º )

Very stuned, Wem tots feels bad and is so apologetic for lying (over explaining herself of thinking Lom would be safer this way) I think Lomedy would understand her pov but also add their pov, making Wemmbu understand why Lom would be upset at her, even though they aren't they're super compassionate about the situation and Wemmbu's choices (because Flame would have never been this apologetic or as thought at all, broo lead Law to their Farm 🤐 definitely still furious at Flame) as she is rambling her I'm sorry for 100th time Lom pulls her into a tight hug, they miss their wifey so much!

(I like to imagine Lomedy is about 5'10 maybe 5'11 fae man/or human and Wemmbu is like 5'4 or around there) normally wears her heels so she can be tall and cool standing at like 6'0 exactly, so Lomedy is used to his tall wifey, I can imagine Wemmbu doesn't have her heels Law probably took them along with her clothing she's still wearing the orange jumpsuit shit and so Lomedy's face isn't in her chest ahem her tits but is now buried in her hair) Maybe they have a moment with the handkerchiefs -> gets Lom thinking of the flower shop -> then about his farm -> Then about Flame having it destroyed -> Wemmbu pray your about to get railed :0

(Okay why is taht kind of sweet? Maybe they fuck in a forest or something, Might be losing forces here- but who really cares about that?!)

Imagine Lomedy releases some of the boiling rage from Flame who completely destroyed Lomedy's future plans of having a Farm life with his beloved wife, girl gets picked up and planted on a nice log, legs in the air or onLomedy's shoulders Wem is beyond flushed and probably dripping wet and is now beinh completely slammed into by a pent-up Lom, no prep just rawdoging her like no tomorrow, it's been weeks OK?! Let the man have his pretty lavender aesthetic of a woman‼️

Doe :3

aaahh no you are fine doe !!!!!!!!!!!! beautiful wemmedys...... 🥹🥹🥹

wemmbu hesitant to tell lomedy her true identity because she doesnt want him to get involved arrughh (the opposite of flame... COUGHD COCHG sorry).... and lom holding down the flower shop in her absence because she misses her.. :c i imagine lom having a bouquet of gladiolus's (the flower i associate with invisbu/wem in gen) probably specifically blue and purple ones to remind him of invisbu.. :(

ohhh wemmbu not willing to leave lomedy behind in the prison so he doesnt have to rot in there.... and her frantically trying to explain to lomedy while running away from lawmen that she's the invis knight who was helping lom and once theyre far enough she's calmed down enough to. fully explain. and she feels super bad because she wanted to keep lomedy safe yet she couldnt do that and like. when lom explains her side of everything, wemmbu just starts feeling more guilty for even getting him involved with her. but lomedy cuts off her apologies with reassurance "its not your fault" (it really isnt) and "i understand you tried your best" (okay sorry those are really corny can you tell ive like. never been properly comforted in my life #tinyvent but tis okay tho).

oh wemmedy forest sex goes hard thooouhghhh aorugh.... honestly ive always (thas a lie) kind of imagined lom as a herding dog hybrid.. her rutting into wemmbu with all of her pent up longing, frustration, sadness, etc whatever; but also trying to hold back so she doesnt hurt wemmbu (at least, in a way that like. is bad). im sorry but they are so soft to me (i WILL find a way to have every one of my ((wemm))ships have soft sex this is a given atp ☝️). and um. him popping a knot in her :3 yah okay and its just really soft and longing and emotions from there until lom's knot goes down or whatever yayy

[wemmbupilled]

Kai's lullaby is Rises the Moon by Liana Flores?(I highkey forgot)

Hera's lullaby is Mine all mine by Mitski.

And and, if Wemmedy had a child, I feel like their lullaby for the baby is Wiege by Vivinos.

Rises the Moon has mentions of water and because it something Wemmbu would definitely sing for her child.

Mine all Mine because I feel like it is perfect for her, why? Idk, maybe because of the "my baby here on Earth, showed me what my heart was worth." Because Wemmbu felt if she hadn't found Hera, her life would be still be the same as the og but more dim, and Hera definitely helped of being the light of her life.

Wiege because Lomedy and Wemmbu would definitely sing for their child and it has themes of sprouts being opened up? I hope that is understandable.

I just thought about these in the middle of the night. LMAO.

-🦚

omgg kai's lullaby is so that song!!! she sings it to him while rocking him to sleeeppppp. it matches so well with the water metaphors and as well as encouraging and loving <3

i agree with Hera's as well!!! I feel like she would see Hera as what took her off of how desperate for power she was! as well as Hera only being "hers" for the first year when mane wasn't there! because while egg was there, she truly was the only parent there, so Hera was Her's alone <3, also that Hera made her remember to take enjoyment in the small thing's again.

omg alien stage mention <3, that would be a cool lullaby for their child!! the whole sprout thing for lomedy is definitely cool!!!

iv had my best ideas about to fall asleep or when i wake up randomly at like 3 am hald asleep, like a few days ago i woke up like two hours before my alarm and thought about baby trapping spokebu.

mwah mwah :3 🦚

[truths33kers]

YOU ARE COOKING, matching neckerchiefs!!! Omfg yes!

Love how everyone is gaslighting Flame... It's like there's proof the Wem's alive but it's not solid and it's driving him crazy literally, because what do you mean Lom has that exact shade of purple, the iconic Wemmbu purple. (Can see Flame trying to snatched it off of Lomedy but Lomedy doesn't take that shit and maybe attacks Flame) Lomedy knowing Wemmbu is like a whole new level of betrayal to Flame.

ALSO- Flower shop au with Wemmedy, Fae Flowers, they run this cute flower shop, maybe in capital city near Parrot's potion shop, Florist Wemmbu is such a cute idea, and you have Lomedy and Egg, I feel like if Rejoice didn't die he'd be their too with Sunflowers. (I think people call Wemmbu and Rejoice the bouquet duo so it fits)

Doe :3

lomedy not fully knowing who wemmbu is would honestly make this so much more funny And tragic. like, she doesnt Know that wemmbu's main color is purple, and even if she was associated with wemmbu, how is that such a big problem??? its such a miscommunication trope and i love miscommunication tbh ^_^

i had this au where invisbu runs a flower shop in capital city while working part time as a baker as well. so i think whimsical blossom running a little flower shop, especially next to cartwings' potion shop, is such a cuties aaarhghbf >ᴗ<

[truths33kers]

In my eyes Wemmbu and Lomedy are deemed as the Whimsical Blossom duo idk they are so cute (yes, Egg is a little crazy),

Lomedy and Invis Wemmbu so had a flower field arc, it's giving the secret garden, just a little bit (I don't think people know what that is :< but its one of my favorite books)

Rambling idea: Invis Wemmbu really does care for Lomedy, doesn't want anything to happen to him, she totally dips and leaves a note a small gift of gratitude, not wanting Lomedy to be compromised by the Law or Parrot, or even by her other enemies :,3 Totally gives Lomedy like a purple neckerchief that has purple flowers on it, Lomedy would so use it to, even if it's so off his color scheme❗️and by the time Flame comes around to restock and takes his mace he sees the obvious neckerchief that wasn't there before.

YO IMAGINE IF LOMEDY BECAME WEMMBU'S 2ND DEUTERAGONIST AFTER FLAME AND LOMEDY'S FALL OUT 🥸 cue Jealous Flame (someone make this an au)

Call me Doe I'll be here a lot on the Wemmedy train :3 I have more ideas about them its crazy..

AA whimsical blossom is such a cute name for them vjcuhuibg

them having a secret garden is such idea.... i can imagine them going there after a long day of tending to the fields or fighting off bandits to unwind...

URGYD the idea of flame noticing the PURPLE (☝️ same color as the guy he's looking for) hankerchief around lomedy's neck..... the JEALOUSY ?? the. maybe even BETRAYAL?? ouhhhh you are COOKING anon !!!!!!!!

also, just wemmbu giving lomedy a sentimental piece of her's so that he can remember her by and he KEEPS IT AURHHRG maybe wemmbu has something from lomedy too like a yellow hankerchief she tied around her wrist of smth I DONT KNOW BUT THIS IS AMAZING

[truths33kers]

Awe, appreciate the care <3

Just a cute mythical creature au with Wemmedy

Cute idea of Fae! Lomedy trapping Nymph! Wemmbu in a faerie circle trap on their flower farm, Wemmbu doesn't seem to mind it, loving the pretty flowers, the flowers that become even more lively when she sits in the fields of them all, Fae! Lom isn't malicious like regular faeries, just a bit playful and a bit protective over land and friends, Nymph! Wemmbu is just closed off from the world (I mean both are but a Nymph being from the end would be more clueless of the overworld's endeavors ).

Doe :3

of courseee !!!! ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡ i always get a little worried when my anons come here once and go silent (,,>﹏<,,) scares me. makes me wonder what happened..... :c

wait thats so cuties thoo !!! ꉂ(˵˃ ᗜ ˂˵) i also read somewhere that faes will make you dance with them if you enter their ring ? mostly until you go insane and die, but lomedy wouldnt do that to wemmbu !!!!!! just a cute nymph he happened to capture in her circle !!! wemmbu's her little pet now (walked into his circle) but he wont treat her horribly like he was taught,, why should she !!!