#wentworthers

[smoria]

i just wanna say one thing:

in her coma, joan thinks of that dinner scene with vera from goldfish [03.08]

i’ll have a longer set of thoughts later on today [wednesday] after i get back home.

[teddywancurlobi]

y’all know i had to do it. based on my other post.

this was the scene that reminded me of joan’s little reveal.

[smoria]

even after the events with bea, ferguson, and the siege, i still for the life of me cannot buy allie novak as a top dog. it’s like a child trying to try on something of their mothers or fathers that is too many sizes too big. it’s a mask.

[smoria]

i ain’t even surprised judy did that to allie.

and lou leaving her there? she got what she wanted without getting her hands dirty this time.

[smoria]

let me see if i can give y’all a little something from episode two of wentworth:

aka why does anyone ever like to read what i write? i appreciate it, but sincerely... why?

just an fyi: i’m gonna do an episode two reaction on @xxlshortcake​ . i normally don’t and maybe i shouldn’t after the two part premiere reaction with a thirst cut on here and a tide you over with the somebody’s watching me short edit, but i need something to tide me over since i have wiped riverdumpsterfire from my list of shows because i can’t deal with it anymore.

the fact that joan has all that cash on her and has a suspect as fuck dude that just knows where she is going is without a doubt one of the S T U P I D E S T things this woman has done. i get she is living on the lamb and under an alias, but this guy asked questions and she thought it was smart to do that. he knocked her whole soul out her skull and ass. that skull rocking hit me at the time i finished watching episode five of fucking adelaide that also has pamela rabe was in and she was smashed in the skull as well.

one thing i did not need to see on the real was ann getting railed. who thought that was brilliant? also, another thing i didn’t need to see was another puking scene from vera. i get she’s a bit of a lightweight, but at least it was a while before they did it again.

i still have issues with vera’s dress, but honestly, it is in her style to wear it so i shouldn’t be surprised. imo, it just doesn’t fit her well. she was cute though. i always love her in a work uniform though. i would eat her ass... no doubt.

i give jake trying to be a good dad, but that window being opened was most definitely not vera’s idea so jake’s dumbass would be like “why would vera leave that window open?” i still hate his ken doll looking ass with a passion though. this changes jack shit.

i actually enjoyed seeing vera going out and having a good time. it was fucking clear that it was time and i’m glad to have witnessed it. i’m still gonna harp on that dress though. that little weasel fucker who tried to dance with my wife was gonna catch these hands and i was ready to catch a case. he seemed nice enough, but yeah... no.

marie... marie... i’m not gonna lie: I FUCKING LAUGHED. you immediately think she’ll ruin his career by laughing the allegation, a very true allegation, of misconduct by revealing will had an sexually charged relationship with him, but she wanted ruby dead so it is no surprise that she exposed her for the murder of her son. we know what danny did and it was clear she wanted to only knock him out.

will and vera enjoy getting into trouble together. he learns the truth, but also wants to keep his promise to rita that he’ll take care of her sister. it causes an internal and external conflict. vera just waltzes right into it and cannot help her fucking self apparently. she wants to be a good mother and she is one at that, but she cannot continue to help people do this.

all in all, it was an enjoyable episode. i would still eat vera’s ass despite that dress because that was tragic honey.

[smoria]

are we sure she even talked to the minister about joan?

like.... girl

[smoria]

lou is more top dog material than allie will ever be

it was practically handed to allie. lou’s already been through it

allie has only been bedded by top dogs.

[smoria]

ugh...

vera in the middle of jake and will

three dumbasses, one room