#weobviouslyknowwhoismorejealoushere

[xblackandblueliesx]

My husband: I think it’s hot that other guys want to fuck you, and I’m cool with you sexting and sending nudes 🥰

Me: Okay....🤨

Him: Also, I got hit on at the bar, but obviously nothing happened because I love you and am committed to you!

Also me: Hold up, someone hit on you! Bitch, please, show me who, they about to catch hands 😡