#wesari

[smoshjames]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

One of the last people to board the bus, got Mari’s attention. He was tall and muscular with broad shoulders and a chiseled jaw. His hair was dyed silver and swept back. He was definitely attractive. Just her luck, he took the seat next to her. Of course, an attractive guy would sit next to her when she was feeling gross and sweaty and her stomach was not having it. He settles in quickly and as he does, the bus starts moving. Her stomach lurches and she seriously contemplates the love for her sister.

I’m gonna ride this random motivation train until the conductor pulls me from the car, kicking and screaming.

Enjoy this little thing. It’s kinda sad but I'm super proud of it, so enjoy some angst!

[smorsh]

💰Wesari💰

[sugarscars360]

Wesari moment

[occasionaloneshots]

Being in a poly relationship with Mari and Wes would include:

-listening to fights over Maricraft all the time.

-it’s like living with a cat and a dog (Guess who’s who)

-actually having a cat and a dog 

-You and Mari making way to many dirty jokes

-Wes getting irritated by said jokes but not saying anything

-being best friends with Flitz because those two are.

-Your fights almost always being 2 against 1

-Mari hardly ever walks you or Wes carry her alot

-Being insanely jealous because people always flirt with them

-Having a group chat for when they’re away for summer/winter games goodnight/goodmorning texts

-going grocery shopping is the absolute worst 

-You decide to grocery shop alone 98% of the time

-making them listen to you reading them Wesari fanfiction when they’re fighting until they’re too uncomfortable to fight anymore

-refusing to look at either of them the day of the Creepy parenting products What’re those

-”Wesley Alan Johnson you do not need a knife to go to work.” 

-Being annoyed by Wes’ height

-Being a shared human body pillow

-Being the designated driver if you ever go drinking, which isn’t often

-”I made a cake literally two hours ago. Where’d it go? This is why I don’t bake!”

-”(Y/n) take me home.” 

-”You’ve had two drinks and you’re already at the ‘take me home’ stage?”

-”Wes is a light weight (Y/n)!” 

-Being the owner of the creepy jar

-”If I hear one more thing about (Y/n)’s body or Mari’s body I will eviscerate you Joven”

-Joven always saying he’s jealous of Wes because he got the hottest girls at smosh

-The fans loving your relationship

-Both of them calling you princess because you are one

-laying your head on Mari’s lap and your feet on Wes’ lap while watching movies

-The smosh fam saying that you guys are mdlb

-Which may/may not be true (You decide) -Mari is basically your mom

-Going to conventions with them even if you’re not a fan of what it’s about

-Watching anime with them after work

- Surprise dates because you and Wes are cheesy asf

-Being dragged into Board AF and Game Bang videos

-Being loved unconditionally 

Thanks for the request. My requests are always open 💜

[smorsh]

🚀Wesari🚀

[badsmoshaus]

wesari au

where wes rewatches the “wes betrays smosh games” episode of maricraft and he gets inspired to kill mari in real life

[sugarscars360]

Another adorable wesari moment

[whothehellisbucky1999]

I feel like I’m the only person who ships Wes and Mari together like they would be super cute I feel like….