#wetblr

[wetmek]

clean those pipes 😤😤😤😤😤😤😤

[xeric-adenium-obesum]

water is not wet, but it makes things wet. however, water is not dry either; it exists in a state where both of these statements coexist. water is neither wet nor dry.

oil also fits this. oil cannot be wet nor dry as well.

now, we have things that are wet; things that are dry; and things that are neither wet nor dry. so what fills the mystery spot - what is wet *and* dry?

i argue that this is bugs. they are squichy and juicy, and yet when intact they thrive as dry critters. additionally, because bugs (both wet AND dry) are antithetical to water (neither wet NOR dry), the combination of the two is necessarily catastrophic (wet buge = dead buge). in this essay i will