In which Stacy gets really defensive about sprinkles
Stacy: I don't know how to describe sprinkles!
Me: Sprinkles are rainbow things of sweetness and joy...not to be confused with Skittles.
Stacy: But Skittles don't count, they're fruit.
Me: But Stacy...you...taste the rainbow.
Stacy: Yes but I think that's false advertising.
















