#wetnap

[dylanisdazed]

Yeah! Fuck work! *as I’m sitting in the break room on my lunch contemplating my life*

Also, do yall have that warm summer rain or is it still spring rain?

😭😭 yeah I had a conference call and all sorts of helping my team as I typed that 🙄🙄

Actually, the rain this week has helped to keep things in the mid 70’s. 🙌🏼

[ruffcuffs]

I’m sure I’m not the only one to ask, but what did your friends say when Dyl served them in just an apron?

It cracked them the fuck up! They were impressed by his ass too

I'll admit, it was sexy seeing them eye him up 😂

[dylanisdazed]

Can we get a story time about when you sucked that one’s dick? (Adam’s Friend)?

Yes! I absolutely intend to on Patreon when I find some time! 🥵🥰

[dylanisdazed]

20, 26?

20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?

Right now...it would be Orville Peck maybe or Jonathan Bailey or someone I can't say

26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?

Sweaty locker room jockstraps........especially if my bubba is in it.

[dylanisdazed]

5, 16, 78 🤔

5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?

Well...Adam is home tonite 💚 and my best friend came over on Monday 🩶

16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?

I think I change every day tbh BUT also I NEVER change cuz I'm Dylie

78. Who would you like to see in concert?

Myself someday 🤪🤭🎸

thanks for the ask sister sister

[dylanisdazed]

You being such a good dad to Milo and Noah and Parker honestly ups your hotness factor by a lot 😳

Haha...thank you Sir! 🥵💚💚🥰😂

[dylanisdazed]

I would submit an application but as I am taken, that would get me in trouble 😅 lol

And what am I Jose??

[dylanisdazed]

Unusual asks:

4, 5, 20

This or that:

3,9, 27

Something you did in bed and would NEVER do again?

Honestly? I haven't tried anything I wouldn't try again. Except maybe that one butt plug. 😂

What hairstyle you find attractive?

I've never been huge on hairstyles which is sorta funny since I have kind of long, messy hair that people seem to like.

I like shaved heads on doods.

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Fully naked or Fully clothed?

NAKED BABY!

Obedient sub or Bratty sub?

I want OBEDIENCE. I only learned what those were because....Adam...kept calling me a bratty sub 🙃😂 and he's so right. Are any of you surprised...that when I CHOOSE to be sub I'm bratty?? LOL

There ain't no 27 baby boy