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(feral lad as in Spike. how would Swampert Alvros hold Spike. i require this info for art reasons)
WHARGAARRBLE /REF
(HE WOULD HOLD HIM WITH ONE ARM WRAPPED AROUND HIM CUZ S TRONK AKHAKDJSAJSK)
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[switches water gun to 5th mode and sprays you]
(feral lad as in Spike. how would Swampert Alvros hold Spike. i require this info for art reasons)
WHARGAARRBLE /REF
(HE WOULD HOLD HIM WITH ONE ARM WRAPPED AROUND HIM CUZ S TRONK AKHAKDJSAJSK)
"She was possessed of a vivid energy, leaving impressions on all she met for hours after. The length of her hair fell darkly down her back, brushing over her tailbone, nestled to the curves of her rear. Womanly and curved at her hip was she, and her skin reflected the moonlight as she lay on the bed. A smiling mouth graced her face, frequently baring white teeth in a joyous smile as she laughed, raucous and pleased by each moment, by life itself."
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You do not know the true meaning of pain until Tumblr lies to you about there being new posts in your OTP's tag.
So, I just counted, and I have at least 26 Negima fanfic ideas that I haven't finished yet (most of which are KonoSetsu centric because I am nothing if not predictable in the extreme), not counting sequels or one-shot ideas.
This is not what is vexing to me.
What is vexing to me is that all of a sudden my brain just went, "Hey, you know what you need to write? An Asakura/Sayo AU fic based on the movie Meet John Doe." And so now I have to do it because clearly this is just what my life has been missing.
I hate you so much, brain.
KEYSMASH
SETSUNA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
Your girlfriend is supposed to dump you in this chapter. It's vital to the plot. Why do you insist on patching things up with her? I mean, come on, she's an OFC that exists for the sole purpose of breaking your heart.
I know you're a bit of a masochist but this is ridiculous.
Please let me write this scene in a way that ends with you two breaking up. I just want to finish this stupid chapter already and you're not letting me.I can't take it much longer.
Come on. I'll let you get together with Konoka later if you let me break you two up.
I mean that was the plan along, but--
AUGH WHY ARE YOU SO STUBBORN
FINE I'M GOING TO BED. WHEN I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING I BETTER BE INSPIRED TO RUIN YOUR LIFE OR SO HELP ME.
actually if you could wait until after work so I'm not distracted that'd be great
Well, everybody, it's time for another episode of "Dear God,WHAT IS THAT?! D:"
This is a gulper eel, also sometimes called a pelican eel.
Its mouth can be opened as wide as a quarter of its total length and can swallow creatures as big as they are (ie; up to a meter long).
Hope you didn't have any plans involving, you know, not peeing yourself.
Here's another one for the "Augh, sweet merciful Jesus, WHAT" file. You know that's my favorite one. It's a deep-sea siphonophore that can grow to be over 100 meters long.
And it's terrifying.
Have fun next time you go to the beach! :D
Here's another video for you to file away under "Oh god what is that?"
It's a squid. With elbows. Surely if they have elbows now, thumbs will not be far behind, and then they will rise up and we will all be doomed.
Oh and hey, guess where this one was found? In the Gulf of Mexico. Guess where I live? ALSO THE GULF OF MEXICO. And my parents wonder why I don't like to swim in the ocean.