#what a doucher

[caddy-smashing]

i swear to god i am gonna tbone the next pce of shit that cuts me off on the highway jfc

[selkie-wizard]

and now after ten minutes of searching i find four consecutive pikachus

[teddfuck]

Ok so here is the thing about George Zimmerman being found not guilty: Yes, he should have been found guilty. But that man is never going to be able to go anywhere without everyone around him hating him, and wanting him dead. His life is over. It would almost be better for him if he were in prison, because he'd be more easily protected. So yeah. He is an awful man, and everyone knows it, so don't worry. 

[marineviolinistarchive-blog]

omfg that last story scared the hell out of me

[fed-up-feminist]

Someone go on goggles and draw a huge, colored in penis on Mitt Romney's page so he can finally realize just how big of a wanker we all think he is.

[is-this-itt-blog-blog]

Roommate (returning from work): have you been playing skyrim all day?

Me: yeah.

Roommate: have you eaten anything today?

Me: yeah *point to box of donuts*

Roommate: have you left the room at all?

Me: i took a shower.

Roommate: well, there's a good thing about your addiction to skyrim: you won't be drinking tonight!

Me: sure...