I'm here, I'm queer and I have no motivation

kinda confused

[butchbetty]

this is a cinematic masterpiece

[semifinaldestination-deactivate]

Women be treating themselves to Special Coffee Drinks to motivate themselves to accomplish tedious errands

[mjalti]

[weonsinnombre]

[northerlygale-deactivated202307]

[citizen-zero]

there’s something very funny to me about the groups Tumblr decides to embrace. we chase off major celebrities and personalities and show open unmitigated hatred for the people running the place but we welcome the literal Occupational Safety and Health Administration with open arms.

[citizen-zero]

and I know WHY this is the case but it’s still very funny. we truly cannot be marketed or advertised to because we will shun the corporation and burn the influencer at the stake but we go fucking nuts for workplace safety memes.

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[buggyeyes]

[r4cs0]

Oh my god

[incendavery]

slaphappy

[nocontextpsych]

[the-fairy-dong-mother]

Sometimes facebook is hilarious

[kortzite]

[elementaldeityoffood]

[762nukem]

*touches ground* Something horrible happened here.

[weaver-z]

Y'all are NOT ready for this saga I just received in my askbox

[weaver-z]

[cundtcake]

[chibisquirt]

58 seconds to demonstrate EXACTLY why professionalism requires manners.

[digitaldiscipline]

For those of you who do not speak Corporate, this is just:

“Fuck you.” “Fuck you, too.”

[azcrowleyfell]

Nah, there’s definitely some “are you fucking shitting me?” and “have you tried, perchance, using your eyeballs?” in there too.

[teamrocketing]

thinking about my optometrist who was treating my eye infection and said “if it hurts, you can rinse your eye with boiled water. look at me - look at me. i want you to understand that i mean water that has been boiled and has since cooled down. not boiling water. do you understand?” like i’m so grateful for this man ensuring that I wouldn’t destroy my eyes by pouring boiling water in it, because it is an adequate assessment of my intelligence

[weaselle]

this is a man who has experienced The Public

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

“Look at me”

[notkatniss]

On top of the Yankees field cat there was a praying mantis on top of the nationals players hat tonight. Huge night in baseball

[heinousactszx]

He was keeping the mantis updated on the number of outs, too

[dragonfurs]

*crushes my emotions with my bare hands* as I was saying,

[spacetwinks]

[puts far more meat than is reasonable into tortilla] [tortilla doesn’t fold fully or correctly] bullshit. what’s wrong with you. fuck you

[borderlineblitz]

i just need to get through this week

[filmnoirsbian]

The dumbest reasons I (flight attendant) have had for flight delays:

Ran out of gas 30 minutes from our destination

The fueller gave us the wrong amount of gas and then went home so we had to spend an hour trying to get ahold of him so he could come back and fix it

Pilot got arrested on the plane for triple homicide

A man snuck on my plane and hid in the bathroom in an attempt to take the flight even though there were no more seats

A pilot had explosive diarrhea in the cockpit

A dog had explosive diarrhea in the cabin

A wasp was in the cockpit and the pilots freaked out

The cleaning crew broke the plane door

A man accidentally opened the overwing exit (while on the ground)

A man purposefully opened the overwing exit "to practice" (while on the ground)

A deer hit the plane

[filmnoirsbian]