this is not a human sentence STOP how do i translate properly again

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this is not a human sentence STOP how do i translate properly again
sometimes my brain is so full of thoughts
that i have no words left to speak
#you are not your thoughts
i apologize
i cannot english well
me: can you hand me my bow-bows?
wife: ...........................................
me: *struggling to remember the actual word. any of the actual words.*
wife: ................
me: the hair holders -- hair bands.
wife: oh, i misunderstood.
me: nope, called them bow-bows. used to call them that as a kid. i have no idea why it’s the only word i could think of.
“I thought doing favors for a lady hoping for attention or a date was white knighting. Has that term been discarded now?"
I forgot to share this funny thing.
In chapter 28, “You’re Trouble”, Victor is wearing a scarf in a way that covers the lower half of his face to the pub. Originally, he was gonna wear a balaclava. Because I have one for those harsh winters and it looks like this.
Just a hood and a mouth thingy, you know. I feel like an assassins creed character in it but that’s besides the point. The problem was that when I googled balaclava THIS came up.
And this is just NOT the look😭😭😭
This image would’ve added so much meaning to the line “The fuck?! Am I being robbed?!”
I know that the thing that I have is also usually described as a ski mask on amazon, but when I think of ski masks I usually think of this thiEF you see before you. So I just said fuck it and made him wear a scarf because there was no safe word for what was going on in my head.
y’all i was reading lotr today and fucking sam threw an apple at a bitch?? like he was all you better hide that face before it gets hurt- YEET and hit him square in the nose? Legend I stan
okay! okay. have spent most of today doing research for a workshop on networking + creating support structures for yourself in academia, w/ a specific focus on how to navigate those spaces if you are not white, male, straight, and/or middle class. as per peggy mcintosh’s advice, i’m trying to structure the workshop so that i am co-presenting (ie sharing my experiences alongside a number of other people and minimizing my own floortime). i’m also creating a doc with some of the resources i’ve found in my research thus far, but am making it editable so people can add their own materials or write comments. i have taken in a LOT of information today, and am also getting sick (which always makes me extremely grumpy). i think i am going to go home a little early so that i can prepare for book club tonight and maybe take a v short nap.