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jes! writer, teacher, ex-academic. this is my general life updates blog… if you’re wondering why I followed you, you’re probably looking for my HR or HRPF sideblog (happy to share).

[whentherewerebicycles]

ok he’s down for a nap and I’m done with tutoring. this headache is rapidly becoming pretty bad yikes so gonna try to sleep for two hours… pray that he stays down that long

[whentherewerebicycles]

gosh i was sooooo stuck with this one kid... spent an hour last night and almost two hours this morning before our meeting trying to figure out what to do with his essay... but WE DID IT i think i just need to trust the process with kid like it's going to feel impossible but we will get there just by asking lots and lots of questions. this introspection does not come super easily to him but he's also refreshingly game to try which i appreciate! that is not always true about the kids who don't like to reflect or write. mm ok i have a pounding headache and one hourlong meeting to go but then i can collapse into bed and hopefully nap again while the baby naps... soooo weary. thank god this week is reasonably chill... i am going to make my list of things that must get done at work and then once those things are done my time is my own

[whentherewerebicycles]

he used to not be able to speak and now he says things to his babysitter like “I buy these flowers at the farmer’s market” and “ruthie go poopoo on the carpet. it’s yucky!”

[whentherewerebicycles]

the baby is snuggled up under his blanket under the couch and keeps yelling “BE QUIET, I’M SLEEPING” every time the dogs bark

[whentherewerebicycles]

I need a nap so bad but I also really want to read fanfic esp since I will be out later than usual with friends tonight what to dooooo

[whentherewerebicycles]

napped for three full hours I could fight god

[whentherewerebicycles]

I need a nap so bad but I also really want to read fanfic esp since I will be out later than usual with friends tonight what to dooooo

[moonshineshrew]

Being nefarious with mama

[whentherewerebicycles]

do NOT quote me on this but so far—second job work is going well and seems like it might not be as demanding as I was expecting. three kids and none of them are very confident writers but fortunately they have an extremely confident editor & project manager in me lol and I’m doing a better job than usual at quickly herding them towards their long essay topics. pray for me that I can hustle them through this at a reasonable clip (while also still helping them produce good writing!!)

[whentherewerebicycles]

I have two hands. I have machines. First, I walk on the balance beam. First, I walk on it. Clap, clap. I want to pull my hair. I first walk on a big beam. I play ball. Big, big beam.

[whentherewerebicycles]

the baby spotting a tiny stain on his carseat: IT IS BLOOD, MOMMY! I will check it with my light. [shines tiny flashlight on it for a long time] it is a blood. little bit blood. I’m brushing my teeth. I find a bee in there.

[cosmonautroger]

Yulia Sidneva

[bitchfitch]

Ok, Have you in real life ever seen a bathroom that had its light switch Outside of the bathroom. Not like one of those fancy giant bathrooms where the toilet is in its own little room, but a normal sized bathroom where you could be in there doing your thing and someone Outside could just turn the light off on you?

This is so normal to me

Yeah but it's weird

Maybe? normal though.

Maybe? weird though.

No but I'm pro this being a thing

no and what the fuck why would that be a thing

Other

Button.

Voting ended onAug 14

In Real life. not in a videogame or movie because I've Only seen it in videogames and a friend has spotted it in a movie.

[whentherewerebicycles]

having a toddler is such a wild ride lol they’re the chattiest, goofiest, snuggliest, most delightful little people on the planet. and also sometimes they take off their pants and climb up on the kitchen table midway through dinner in order to IMMEDIATELY pee all over it and then when you lunge towards them to try to get them OFF THE TABLE they fling their little bodies over the edge and somehow manage to wind up stuck upside down between the table and the kitchen bench shrieking at the top of their lungs. still no pants on. covered in pee.

[papayajuan2019]

photo with mom that survived a flood in mexico

[if-only-angels-could-prevail]

[whentherewerebicycles]

omg im soooooo close to being done for the day i only have one 45 min meeting left!!!!! then i can go collect my hilarious little child and take him over to our friends' house so he can ride his new big boy bike!!

[whentherewerebicycles]

a major event took place today… we came home to find a jeep parked in our parking spot. my child spent five full minutes circling the jeep exclaiming “mommy, JEEP! BIG wheels! he driving! mommy, jeep??? it’s a BIG one! I touch jeep? have lights, mommy! he driving???”