#what-what

[robertmillertv-blog]

Ban Foreign Real Estate Purchases

[sarcasticallyinspired]

Am I English enough?

I'm worried. My 'blog' is about 16 months old now (whoohoo) and I'm worried I'm not coming across as English enough, or at least not as much as I could be. Do I need to inject more tally-ho? Do you need more pip-pip, or a smidgen more by jove? Do you want to see more spiffing or perhaps you need a touch more what-what on a daily basis? Let me know yeah? Because I will totally consider every suggestion. Obviously.

[grimmhelm]

An idea

How’s this for a YouTube channel idea. Get a bowler hat/top hat/ Holmes cap, some suspenders, a smoking pipe that blows bubbles and maybe tidy up my wishers to look like a posh english old timey gent (maybe a monocle too?) Then on the video put that yellowed/brown overlay and chop up the talking a bit to look like an old broadcast. Then do chats or reviews on stuff in a funny over-done British accent and over react to stuff :3

Example on all the console games doing 30 rather than 60 frames a second: “For the love of queen and country! This will not stand! A more ‘cinematic experience’? Don’t make me laugh! More likely your work force needs a good seeing too what-what!”

[spookingxinxsilence]

My parents don’t trust me with the plumbing, but I just pulled out a rat-sized hair ball blocking the jacuzzi motor.

You’re welcome.

(nsfw under cut)

And guess who’s getting a proper water-jet orgasm tonight?

This girl.

No more having to awkwardly contort myself to plug the other jets to make one stronger for this girl. Nuh-uh.

[classypublic-blog]

tumblr did a new thing again

Not that I’m complaining, but I came here to release stress through the words, and now I have to do the thinky-thinky that says “do you want more tension because...CHANGE! “ Feels that burn and the anxious emojis. Arghhhh! (I’ll adjust obviously.)

[muckleblacktyke]

Sometimes when I'm sitting on the toilet, I pretend that I am a daring RAF Captain on a mission to take out a Nazi supply convoy.