identity will not be tolerated

[porterr-robinson]

[stevonnie-archive]

as I was stepping into the elevator just now, the person getting off was looking up and very bewildered and said “sorry there’s just like… a sandwich” and. well, there sure is

[porterr-robinson]

[cannibality-deactivated20250227]

i’m not AMAB or AFAB, i’m AHAB and i have to kill this fuckin whale

[silentunicornspeaks]

assigned harpoon at birth

[shittymoviedetails]

At the end of Gattaca (1997) Vincent has a final urine test and exchange with Dr Lamar but when he leaves he doesn’t wash his hands. He just goes to space with penis hands.

[quasi-normalcy]

It’s actually even worse than Terry Pratchett predicted. All of the peer-reviewed scholarship is locked behind paywalls whilst the lies and propaganda are freely available to everyone.

[awed-frog]

“Pratchett was someone who really understood human nature. Gates is an optimist, and an idealist – Pratchett was a realist, if not necessarily a cynic. He was absolutely bang-on.”

[just-shower-thoughts]

Being a worm must be awesome. It’s like “man, that dirt was great, I wish there was more.” And there always is.

[yimmypee]

[dsmsix]

René Descartes: *thinks*

René Descartes:

[hivs]

just found my absolute favorite wikipedia image

[muckleblacktyke]

Vale Hawke

Yards of beer await thee in Valhalla

[shitty-car-mods-daily]

Honk Jesus Honk

[muckleblacktyke]

Dance Jesus Dance

[fuckyeahbritisholdschoolgaming]

Assorted covers for Fighting Fantasy 1 - The Warlock of Firetop Mountain.

[xvarenah-deactivated20180316]

Traditional Ancient Persian/Iranic clothing’s of different eras of history.

[swarnpert]

british person: *sees dialga and palkia appear and create a space-time rift in the sky that will destroy the entire country* roight. wots all this then

[muckleblacktyke]

"Scumbag Rodney wants to foight"

[oil-diffuser]

This is just so powerful

[unclefather]

Who choreographed this??

[caitsgates]

Skyrim:

I’ll mark it on your map.

Morrowind:

So what you’re going to want to do is take a silt strider to Balmora. Head east from the Odai River until you find a steam pit. Look hard because there’s going to be a sandstorm. Turn North until you hit the Daedric ruin Ashribinbubribirubabi which you HAVE to walk through because the surrounding mountains are too tall even for your sick jumps. Here, I can mark the ruin on your map, not the destination though. Then from there you need to go North-Northwest until you run into a rock. You’ll know it when you see it, probably. Then head directly West. There’s no trail or anything. Walk until you start getting a feeling like you probably missed your destination, and take a look around until you find the door to Saburilubiashnobobii Egg Mine, it’s hard to spot though. Good luck and fuck you.

[your journal has been updated]

[roguetelemetry]

Part of the beauty of Morrowind was just getting lost and finding other shit.  I spent so many hours just water walking and finding like 50 underwater caves… but yeah, have fun finding a door in a sandstorm.