#whatajerk

[heyitssusanna]

10:48 AM

     What a jerk! I had an awful experience with a man at the drugstore a few minutes ago. I was just trying to get my paper from Mr. Hinkley like I do every morning, and then I heard this loud noise from behind me. Then, suddenly, this man I had never seen before starts yelling at me. He started asking me who I thought I was, and I answered an actress because I wasn’t sure what he meant. He said something else and I thought he was complimenting me at first, but I guess I was wrong. He said I dress and act in ways that tease everyone. Did I do something wrong? I’m just wearing the clothes I like to wear and acting like myself. What’s the shame in that? I thought everyone in town was pretty fond on me, but I guess I was wrong. Now that I think of it, everyone seemed to stare at me on my walk this morning like I was some sort of witch. Maybe I misinterpreted their dislike for fondness. I don’t know what I did wrong. I feel awful right now. He treated me like I’m not even a person! I heard there are some bit part jobs back home… maybe I should move back.

[starina23]

Haaaahahaha, thanks Mal. #catsofinstagram #catstache #whatajerk #malcolmreynolds #cattails https://www.instagram.com/p/B-cRwU8lyFz1kCgyehHRDQdHQ-zmJ7aF8Df0ZE0/?igshid=ccenref2dohh

[starina23]

Haaaahahaha, thanks Mal. #catsofinstagram #catstache #whatajerk #malcolmreynolds #cattails https://www.instagram.com/p/B-cRwU8lyFz1kCgyehHRDQdHQ-zmJ7aF8Df0ZE0/?igshid=ccenref2dohh

[samanthalauzon]

So I’m taking a note of grocery I need and @phiphi_and_charlie #PhiPhi comes over takes a dump and walks away #WhatAjerk (at Laval-Des-Rapides, Quebec) https://www.instagram.com/p/B7Ow7HHDO5RttWC-lFXdly0_Db8zQIrQJn8_mQ0/?igshid=18ndtgm962qtt

[gerrythegermanshep-blog]

Bad Beagle!

Today Joe took me back to the dog park to do my daily physical therapy. It was a beautiful sunny day. I decided to chase my new NERF frisbee today. As I was doing my laps, I saw out of the corner of my eyes a little mischievous beagle snooping in me and Joe’s bag. That dumb beagle stole my tennis balls! He was chasing them all around the park. He also tore into a doberman’s treats as well. We decided to chase after him and give him what he deserved. He got away through a small hole in the fence. However, he better be on the lookout because the next time I see him, he is dead meat! Look out you little beagle you!

[waynelvslcy]

When Art Linkletter guested on the show, he came to me after we wrapped and said someone had stolen his wallet from his dressing room. I assured him that I could vouch for each and every one of our people, but he was adamant. He remembered leaving the wallet on the dressing table, it being there when he went on stage for the last time, and it being missing when he returned to the room. He wanted the wallet—and the culprit—found. Bill Magginetti and I knew the wallet had not been stolen. The two of us spent virtually the entire night inside of huge dumpsters sorting studio garbage and trash. But no wallet was found. At 8am I called Linkletter at home. "I'm sorry", I said, "but we've looked everywhere. The wallet isn't here." "Yeah," he said. "I know. I found it on my dresser when I got home." And he hung up. —Howard Rafiel, 'Where the Hell is Desilu?' #lucilleball #thelucyshow #artlinkletter #lostandfound #whatajerk #desilu #dumpsterdive https://www.instagram.com/p/B1C1x5qHBHO/?igshid=lgl5j92j5cjx

[booraystrife]

What story is this again? When god asks dude to kill his son? #geezgod #whatajerk #insecuremuch #thelouvre #paris (at Louvre) https://www.instagram.com/p/BsmETJBhZ1o/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1d1sbnukiey24

[mellolovenlife]

😂😂😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥#whatajerk @jamieoliver