Feb 23
I am in a mood today.
I think I'm going to convince some college brats I'm a cryptid.
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I am in a mood today.
I think I'm going to convince some college brats I'm a cryptid.
Man, you know my abilities and sphere of influence was pretty cut and dry at first. War was just war. Two groups going at it. There was some nuance to what happened DURING a war, like it wasn't just fighting it was also planning, sabotage, information gathering, and whatnot, but it was still pretty clear on where my influence ended and where other shit began.
Then humans started getting cute with language. War on Drugs. War on Cancer. Class War. Poverty War. You humans 'wage war' on all sorts of shit. Listen, that shit DOES things to a guy's sphere of influence. Shits all wobbly now.
You know, I don't even know why we are called "Horsemen" of the apocalypse. I mean, yeah, I've ridden on a horse a few times, but that wasn't really ever our thing you know? Sure as shit not enough to make it a whole title. We could use like, herald, or embodiment, or manifestation. But no. Fucking ponyboy of war. Cool.
I. Need to bite someone.
Some motherfucker has the gall to be grilling in the park in 30 degree weather at ten thirty in the night.
Friday the 13th, huh? Fitting for my first "blog post", shitty luck is my thing. If it wasn't so fucking cold I would probably get some kicks out of scaring some superstitious humans, but I don't feel like freezing my paws off AND getting kicked.
It was a perfect evening for some high-octane rockabilly cosmic country music extravaganza!! Thanks @flanigansmqt! See you on the next round. ✌️CB&The Collective #whatariot #teamwork #livemusic #puremichigan #yooper #music #peekaboo #beard #guitar #cosmic #countrymusic #rockabilly #highoctane #peace #love (at Marquette, Michigan) https://www.instagram.com/p/B0-9sPJlP9M/?igshid=1ola01kl10mw8
Not sure what’s funnier... the dog or the owner who thinks Walter understands English??? 😂 #whatariot https://www.instagram.com/p/Bqza48ulWVpt1-dxHs72gqggm6uuTfchjF97v80/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1l6jjem0u6plv