#whatfriendsdo

[itsdezzwhite]

This is going to be a good time for a great person. So if you free come laugh and drink one or two with your boy.. #RealComicShit #whatfriendsdo #Hookem #AllJokesFullPrice #explore (at Improv Houston) https://www.instagram.com/p/CTkv4PyLe9R/?utm_medium=tumblr

[christiwhitson]

Guess we’ve all been burned by this one, in one way or another. Doesn’t make it hurt any less. I suppose, if anything, I’ve learned who people really are. While it can suck, it’s useful knowledge. *hugs* if this hits home for you too. . Thx for sharing this, @lindseypowellperfect. . . #whatfriendsdo #authorssupportingauthors #readersofinstagram #writersofinstagram #authorsofinstagram #supportyourfriends #preach #foodforthought https://www.instagram.com/p/BvoihOAHl6g/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=gtqgutoj2mva

[dotesondaughter]

When you spend an hour at a party laughing w @amyanahata about your weeklong food borne illness Linda Blair-style & 3 jars of bone broth show up on your porch the next morning. TX, twinsy!! #whatfriendsdo #yourethebest https://www.instagram.com/p/BsWDTR_hX3S/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=mwqmv7aj086s

[theicewizardz]

The relatable feeling when you go to kick your friend up the arse because they have kinks like that and your foot gets stuck, and suddenly you hear a rumbling like an engine starting from within them and you can't get your foot out and suddenly smoke starts pouring from your friend's face as you're slowly sucked feet first up their anus to the dark side (they have cookies) and you low-key enjoy it and think it's a great way to take your friendship further but they didn't wipe and now you have shit balls instead of eyeballs. Anyway, in their anus you see a shit ton of other things that they've sucked up over the years, including Theresa May's mum, and you gotta fight her because she is the final boss to life

So you've absolutely hammered Theresa May's mum in your mates rectum and you start climbing, but it's too late and you're absorbed into the death pit that is your friends bloodstream, but then suddenly you see the light of day again when you pop out of their urethra next time they go for a wee, so now you're sitting there looking up at your friend while they piss in your shitball eyes and you both start laughing because now you're both going to die of a disease only one of you had but it's okay because you've made the great memories with your friend of exploring their rectum to the fullest extent.

[magician-ace-cunnings]

My Friend Richard Hoffman surprised me today with this... Thank you so much Richard! #whatfriendsdo #wizardswag

[mikysbooks]

me: *finally makes friend*

me: *googles “what do friends do?”*

[roboto-fry]

@simba_r is awesome and has so much balls. Hahaha! #friends #guys #semiabusive #whatfriendsdo #whatyouagreetodo #whenyouredrunk #mondates