#whatfuckingever

[phoebebyers]

this shit would have had me doing backflips a few days ago

[phillybabay]

#racoon fail

guys after work i had to jump a chainlink fence to evade a literal racoon, this is after my operation on my fuckin feet mind you, and i got on the other side in blinding pain but glad i dont have to get another rabies shot since last incident, (street cat peirced my arm with teeths) but bloods actually seeping through NOT ONLY my socks but the soles of my shoes and I Am Concerned this tight ass rubber boot is the only thing holding my shit together too scared to look! but boy is it warm .chat am i cooked. no time to answer that i have tpo go back to work tomororw anyway. anyway microwave dinner again

[dawo4]

Funny twt trend but with Ninjago

whatever man

[ohemgeeejay]

There are very few things in this world that I hate more than manually clearing stupid fucking snow. But unlike most things that I absolutely despise, there is literally no avoiding having to clear literal meters of snow every single fucking year, over and over again. I have to shovel the deck, shovel the front step, and clear off the cars (specifically my stepdad’s stupid fucking gigantic truck that I can’t even reach the top of). Then I’ll maybe get a week of peace before it snows again, and I have to do that entire bullshit process AGAIN.

I hate winter. So much.

[mightbethesun]

is it cozy in there dvo?

[saryasy]

seriously fuck twitter users

[dyke-soup]

i hate when my father is right about something we’ve been fighting about for weeks at this point because that never happens. how am i supposed to trust you you’re literally the guy who told me asphalt changes with the spring weather and “the roads will smooth out when the weather gets warmer”

[prostatestar]

i think the reason why i found this so funny is because it reminds me of "hey. dont cry. 1 million X in the world, okay?" posts. as if dimple is comforting someone by telling them he pissed his metaphorical pants.