#whattheflark

[empyrealarc]

i know i just did a thingy the other day but now you wont expect it! anyway. i love you. i'm thankful for having you and that we can just pick up where we left off no matter how long we didn't talk. you're a good friend and great fun to be around, your writing is dynamic and refreshing. i don't think i'd actually stick around again if not for you — but just talking to you makes my day brighter. so thanks. you're amazing.

YOU CAUGHT ME UNAWARE! HOW DARE YOU, SO EARLY IN THE MORNING!? Now I'm crying over the gym equipment!

I'm always super worried, and not just for you, but for everyone i talk to, that I'm overbearing, and clingy and a general high powered nuisance, so it's hard for me to really constantly put my love up and offer it plentifully, but Myles I do fucking love you, and I have since the day we met! You're a good buddy, a great friend, an amazing writer, a great character-worker and a whole smart person!

I love when you include me in your life and when I can make you smile, even a little bit, my own day brightens. Thank you for considering me one of your allies and amigos, even with the grand breaks we take between fits of loving each other! You'll always be my buddy/space-jerk/stinky possessed pal/murder coat wearing big brother/blue dress chocolate throwing bestie!

And also, i dunno if you know this, but I love you, so there!

[weaponsdonotweep]

@whattheflark cont from [ x ]

        “A month. I wanted to make sure it was for certain before I told you, which there’s still a risk for another couple of months but... My efforts in trying to welcome you home might have been a bit...overzealous.”

    Allie shrugs, absentmindedly resting a hand on her stomach. 

        “I’m not...expecting you to want it. But I’m keeping it. I’m prepared to raise it alone, but as you’re the father I thought the decent thing would be to tell you.”

[empyrealarc]

        “And so you’re back, from outer space...”          She’d just walked in to find him here with that sad look upon his face.

@whattheflark || should’ve changed that stupid lock, should’ve made you leave your key

[empyrealarc]

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Send 📱 to see how my muse has yours in their phone! || accepting !

[empyrealarc]

"Ana, the fact I'm like. Almost half of your impulse control is really something to worry about. Not who paid for dino band-aids."

"You know who worries about impulse control, and bad decisions and stuff like that? You. That's why I have you~" Box of dinosaur bandages spun on her finger, award winning smile on her face. "Now, what do you want to eat? I got a lot of bandage money to spend!"

[empyrealarc]

What do you get the cosmic deity that has it all and really shouldn't be encouraged any further with her ego? Exactly. One of a kind stuff. Anyone would tell you that the crystallized essence of a lost civilization — compressed down into something akin a diamond, glittering in all kinds of colors depending on the angle it is hold towards a light — might sound like bullshit, but there's an universe where it came to be, and how he managed to get it is entirely irrelevant. Anyway — "catch."

Bandaged hand up, she catches the chaotic gem with a delighted, 'Ooh~'. Turning it over in her hand for a moment, she takes a quick bite of the gem. The taste of life was always so sweet, preserved or otherwise.

"Thanks Eliz- Quill! I didn't know we were exchanging gifts, or I'd have gotten you something too..."

She'd been sneaking Bctæ from Ditta into his coffee for weeks now, working on bringing that dead eye of his back to life, but- Well, that was just a general kindness, she'd have to come up with something better.

"Can you take me to Ikea? I'm gonna buy you a kuerig!"

[empyrealarc]

Me just telling you 686495 times unprompted that I love you ok bye

Every time you get the mic it's the same song from you, smh. Never stop though, you're beautiful and impressive and i love you more so hA!

[empyrealarc]

anon is talking such bullshit bc as we both know both our muses were created in the very same year of '76 which makes them besties by default. everyone knows about origin year twins in comics and how they always are the bestest of friends. and i'm glad we two could move past their very canon differences they had at the start ! your knowledge of your character is so extensive and you carry it over flawlessly, i have never seen anyone portray any muse in a more realistic, lifelike way, 27/10 ilu

beep beep how’s my portrayal ?

What's up Tumblt dashboard! It's your girl, BERRY NOISE and I'm about to perform my longest uninterrupted 'soft crying about a nice thing myles said to me' ever. Ready? HERE WE GO!!