#whchats

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Professor Schuyler: I am convinced he’s hiding something.

Head Master Randolph: Oh, nonsense, Professor Schuyler. He may be a little lost and confused, but deep down he’s an all-american, red-blooded male, just like yourself.

Luca: [on the phone] Mom, I will pick out my own dress. And no, I will not wear high heels. Because heels are a male invention designed to make women’s butts look smaller… and to make it harder for them to runaway.

Head Master Randolph: Professor Schuyler, have you ever tried to run away in high heels?

Professor Schuyler: No, sir, I…

Head Master Randolph: Not that easy. Not that easy…

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When they accidentally slip on the floor--Part 4

*1st Scene*

Cerim *Walking on the hallyway*: ...Hm? Why would anyone leave a spilled water here? Aren't the cleaning duty supposed to clean this?

Randy *Running with a bucket of water & a mop *: *Behind Cerim* GET OUT OF THE WAY!!!

Cerim: AH! *Panics and steps on the slippery floor* Whoa...! Oof! *Hits his head on the floor*

Randy: *Slows down* Oh...*looks around* Are you dead...?

Cerim: *INTERNAL GROANS*

*2nd Scene*

Guy: *SIGH* Another supplementary class? Give me a break--

Guy: *Slips* .............ARGH! I think I can't play in this situation...!

Guy:

Guy *Evil smile*: Does this mean I can't go to the supplementary class now...?

*3rd Scene*

Glenn: *Looking for Guy* Where is he? He's late.

Glenn: *Noticed Guy lying on the floor* G-Guy...! Are you alright?

Guy: Do I look alright to you? I CAN'T MOVE MY ARMS!

Glenn: Wait here--*Slips* *THUD*

Guy:

Glenn:

Guy: You okay there?

Glenn: ...You'll have another supplementary class. EVERY DAY. AFTER CLASS.

Guy: *Sobs*

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Time Sure Flies Fast

Randy *Age 10*: A wanna be an actor, I wanna be a singer, I wanna be an astronaut, I wanna be a scientists, I wanna be a fire--

Randy *Now*: I wouldn't have enough money to eat today!

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If MC's Parents are alive...

MC: Pappy, can I be with him?

MC's Father:...Of course--

MC: NoOo! Pappy!

MC's Father:--But I'm telling you to freaking be with him.

MC: But I loVE HIM!

MC's Father: I like him too, he's got money--

Klaus: *Watching from the distance*

MC: wHY ARE YOU SEPARATING US!

MC's Father: I'm not--

MC *Grabs her father's leg*: Please don't do this to me, Pleeease!

MC's Father: Aah!

MC: NO! PAPPY, DON'T--

MC's Father:--Honey, bring me the holy water!

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Yukiya: It feels like...they're inside of me.

Elias: Story of my life.

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Klaus: Hi.

Klaus: *Kisses MC's hand*

MC: ! *blushes*

Klaus:

Klaus: I'm married.

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MC: Welcome! What can I get for you guys?

Klaus: Um, I'll have a burger. What do you want?

Randy: *INSANELY MAKING NOISES*

MC:

Klaus: A large holy water.

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Elias *Calling Klaus on the phone*: ...Hello? Klaus?

Klaus: yes, hello?

Elias: Are you at the house already?

Klaus: Yeah. I'm now preparing for dinner.

Elias: Did you forgot something while you're at the mall?

Klaus: No, I'm not-- *Sudden realization*

Klaus: Dafuq. I'm coming.