So I was on my Facebook (yes I have one of those) and I had decided to post a thing that my best friend immediately commented on and our convo was this mess My Post: Celery Him: You come into my house? Talk about my celery? Who do you think you are, some kind of bushel of apples??? My child died for that celery during 7/11 think before you speak Me: People need to know about what happened. Celery was a serious problem and if I talk about it I may be a bushel of apples but at least I'm not a useless bag of brussel sprouts like you. If you really cared about your child you would talk about what happened during 7/11 and all the fresh produce we lost. Him: Did you just call me a bag of brussel sprouts?? You giant bundle of asparagus, 7/11 was a tragedy! I didn't care about my child but bringing up that celery is crossing a line. We don't talk about the deli aisle for a reason, the celery of 7/11 is no different Me: Oh you wheel barrel full of lettuce! Now you're not gonna talk about the deli aisle. We need to talk about these things to show awareness. Think about the chips and what happened during Hanukkah if no one had talked about that they would have never got their clean up on aisle 13! Him: I might be a wheelbarrow full of lettuce but at least I'm no fried eggplant slice of wasted potential like you. You have some nerve bringing up the aisle 13 cleanup. I wasn't talking about the deli aisle, I was saying we don't. You just barge into this store like you own the place and start shouting about the nation's tragedies?? If it were up to me people like you would be sent straight to the bakery. You had better get out of my supermarket before you get on the wrong side of the wrong produce, my friend Me: How dare you bring up the bakery! My brother was turned into a muffin there! They take innocent produce and burn them alive to make monsters for pleasure. You are one zucchini of hatred if I've even met one, and what are you talking about wrong side of the produce? Your side is filled with rotten produce on its last days of expiration before its thrown out. That side is horrible and I'm glad I'm not on it! you rotten baked potato! Him: You pile of old steamed corn, I can't believe you act as though I've offended you, but you're the one who brought up the celery to begin with. Maybe if you can't handle a little retaliation to your hateful words, you should just leave Me: I'm just trying to show awareness! You pile of olives! If we don't say anything about what happened all that produce will be forgotten and if their forgotten the they'll never have their clean up!!!! Him: You weren't spreading awareness you broccoli stem, all you were doing was reminding people of the tragedy.All the young celery, thrown out. People lost their children in that catastrophic event, and you just bring it up like it was nothing Me: It wasn't nothing but by the way you're acting towards this I hope you get thrown out you bag of expired milk Him: Joke's on you, I already did Me: You have already been thrown out? Him: Correct Me: How in the hell are you are you talking, I though everyone who gets thrown out dies Him: They don't. Not all of them. Most rot before they're buried, but some survive. Even fewer, like me, escape. It was hell. Seeing all that produce dying, thrown out over a little brown spot or two. They have to suffer. Those cakes were perfectly fine, but they passed their execution date and had to be killed Me: People need to know these things, this needs to stop its horrible. Him: Foods Etc.-IGA STOP THROWING OUT YOUR OLD FOOD, YOU'RE KILLING INNOCENT FRUITS AND VEGETABLES!!! HOW CAN YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF??? Me: THEY HAD SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR AND JUST BECAUSE YOU FELT LIKE THEY BECAME PAST DUE YOU JUST THROW THEM OUT KILL, AND TORTURE THEM WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!!!!!!!! Him: AND Safeway IS NO BETTER, THEY DO THE EXACT SAME THING AND CALL IT SAFE, NO!! WHEAT IS MURDER!!! Me: WHEAT IS MURDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Him: YOU TAKE INNOCENT PRODUCE, FRUITS, VEGETABLES, GRAINS, AND THROW THEM INTO PACKAGING, ONLY TO THROW THEM OUT A FEW DAYS LATER!!! I WON'T STAND FOR THIS INHUMANE TREATMENT OF MY PRODUCE ANYMORE!!!! Me: VIVA LA PRODUCE, FUCK YOU! Other Person: I am so confused
