Reanimated Corpse

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[trickstercarlos]

seeing trans women out in public is like warm sunlight washing over me it genuinely brightens my mood

[kumkaniudaku]

And then you can’t even say shit about bc people start trying to put you in a jacket and shit. Like omg it’s so strict???

[beesmygod]

i read this to adam and he just yelled, outraged, "THEYRE BABIES"

[wonderhecko]

TRUE HATERS, SINCE DAY 1 THEY HAVENT BEEN GIVING THEM A FUCKING INCH

[beesmygod]

this is next level

[wonderhecko]

20 years later. you're kermit. opening night at the muppet theater. you look up. you can't believe it. those two awful cunts from next door are here. neither of them died yet. they're going to be here, forever.

[charlesoberonn]

They're immortal.

They were heckling the actors in Ford's theater on the day Lincoln was shot.

They heckled the first reading of the Epic of Gilgamesh.

They heckled the first lifeform to crawl onto land.

They heckled the big bang.

[charlesoberonn]

"They say that time exists now."

"I can tell."

"How so?"

"Because this show is a waste of it!"

"DOHOHOHOHOHO!"

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

[thememedaddy]

[sabrebash]

Is That Allowed

[fandaniel]

having a multi year long character obsession becomes like a abstract thought experiment at some point

[mind-altering-bugs]

The best part about turning 30 was, legitimately, unlocking the ability to use this image

[thememedaddy]

[cal3ris]

is this gonna get me fired you think

[doomedmutual]

[shetheyslain]

Trying to sleep during a heatwave is a great reminder that all oil executives need to die painful painful deaths

[isuggestrevolution]

good suggestion

[loveridden1999]

person (non-practicing)

[paperandpencilsandskips]

[thememedaddy]

[isuggestrevolution]

i suggest not letting it get this far

[hiveswap]

Heartbreaking: the worst type of person you know made an excellent point

[yb-cringe]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

this is how all high protein dessert vids look to me