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"March, at least try not to make it a genuine memetic virus. You need to be more mindful of your abilities."

"I saw this face last night when he came. I'm used to it now"

“FATHER DAMN IT WYLDER !!!”

✏️ | For Lucile and Metatron (with optional Belphegor?)

{ Time for some dad and daughter bonding moments ! }

Lucile : Metatron, if you don't shut up I'm going to throw myself out of the car.

*click*

Lucile : DID YOU JUST TURN THE FUCKING CHILDRENS' LOCK ON?!

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Metatron: I think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night.

Lucile : All I drank was Redbull!

Metatron: How many?

Lucile : Eighteen.

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Lucile : You read my diary?

Metatron: At first I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.

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(Bonus )

Belphagore: If we lose, you’re out of the will.

Lucile : I was in the will?

au where everything is OK

Oh god — Vox put Lucifer in a Jar—

IT MADE IT TO THE BED. SCORE. IT CAN WATCH THEM WHILE THEY— @truearchangel

“I will set it on fire if you don’t turn that thing around when we — “

Glad the baby daddies are in agreement~~

@voodoodaaddy @the-devil-less-known

#wheezeeeee