#wheezes.

[kyoukorpse]

being alive is beating my ass im gonna lay down for a bit

[darkbets]

i'm making a vaguely ghetsis and alder shaped pinboard to drop on mildew's head and if this isn't a pkm villain

[copper-skulls]

pfffpfbrbfb

[limitlesses]

❝ I'm being so mysterious and modest, so subtle and sexy about the fact that my birthday's tomorrow. I'm not expecting anyone to get me presents or anything, of course. ❞

[guzmapkmn-archive]

One of my fave things to think abt is after oswald takes me to get a suit tailored, putting on and very badly tying the tie and when we see each other he compliments me a bit more than necessary bc he just thinks I'm soooo handsome, and he offers to retie my tie for me bc he notices its a bit messy. And as he does, he stands so close to me, and doesn't rlly back up when he finishes and softly tells me it looks good on me

[godkilller]

Did you......want to talk about anything? Anything at all? Are you alright?

I am counting this toward my 'Send a ◎ and a question and my muse must answer, even if it’s a secret.' ask meme because what ensues is hilarious to me. Thank you.

❝ Now thatcha mention it, I don't think I've ever been alright in my life. But I don't wanna talk 'bout that because th' thought of thinkin' about myself for longer than what it takes to divert th' topic's utterly unbearable. Thanks for askin'! ❞

[ichoric]

im annoying (‘: