#when-will-i-sleep

[cherryberrybops]

I had to, it just got translated!

[a-la-orilla-del-rio]

when-will-i-sleep, i bet my mom would beat your mom! (not really, she always forgets how the joke goes)

[a-la-orilla-del-rio]

Jajajajaj when-will-i-sleep oh no, i'm full of mom jokes then: - cómo estornudan los leñadores? ????? - AH CHAAA

[a-la-orilla-del-rio]

when-will-i-sleep THAT JOKE IS TERRIBLE AND WASN'T MEANT TO BE UNDERSTOOD BY ANYBODY

[montymollusk]

fuckin cries yall are too good to me.....

[angryblueberries]

I was tagged by goodluckunderstandingme, thank you very much ( ^ω^ ) NAME: Malin NICKNAME: Don' really have one but I've been called Merlin in the past for some reason :/ GENDER: Girl BIRTHDAY: May 17 STARSIGN: Taurus HOURS OF SLEEP: 8-9 LAST THING I GOOGLED: Skyward Sword SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Heterosexual (most of the time) LUCKY NUMBERS: 8 WORD THAT COMES TO MIND: Amusment park ( where I usually used my lucky number) FAV COLOR: Red, Black, Blue and Purple FAV FICTIONAL CHARACTER: Grell Sutcliff from Black Butler FAV FAMOUS PERSON: - CELEBRITY CRUSH: - PLACES THAT MAKE ME HAPPY: Other realities (anime, videogames,books) FAV FILMS: All films I watched during my childhood FAV BOOKS: I'll Give You The Sun and The Boy In The Cage LAST BOOK I READ: I'll Give You The Sun by Jandy Nelson LAST THING I SAID TO A FAMILY MEMEBER: Bye... FAV FOOD: Fish n' Chips and Chicken Nuggets LAST MOVIE I WATCHED: Spy DREAM VACATION: Japan, USA DREAM WEDDING: Something simple with lots of sweets ( ^ω^ ) DREAM PETS: Cat and Dog (don't know how many though) DREAM JOB: Something I can stand doing the rest of my life LAST HOLIDAY: Midsommar (Sweden) I don't know if this will work but.. I tag alemanriq, when-will-i-sleep, cocoa-senpai, demonspawn-kun, and sold-my-soul-to-anime I don' know how to link people so I hope guys can see this. And thank you for reading my own useless fact (・ω・)ノ Bye~

[a-la-orilla-del-rio]

when-will-i-sleep, Sly shouls chill because i already love him

[a-la-orilla-del-rio]

*whispers* kounoi for the parent au...

(yaaaass ilu)

*Who cried when they brought their child home for the first time: I feel like Koujaku would, because he would be like ‘we are a family now, i can’t believe this’, and Noiz would be more interested in the child itself, watching them breathing and doing tiny people’s things.

*Who would wake up in the middle of the night to check on the kid(s):Noiz, because he would be always alert on what they do and he would woke up by any little sound, unlike Koujaku who would need the baby crying at his hear to hear anything.

*Who changes the kid(s) diapers: Koujaku at first, but once Noiz gets the hang of it they take turns.

*Who makes the bottles:For some reason the baby cries with Koujaku’s bottles and he feels offended because when Noiz prepears them the baby doesn’t cry, even if Koujaku is feeding them with it.

*Who stays up late at night to rock the kid(s) to sleep and sing them lullabys:Koujaku sings to them all the songs his mother used to sing to him, and Noiz likes to listen. And when Noiz checks on them while Koujaku is sleeping he sings to them what he remembers of Koujaku’s songs.

*Who is guilty of spoiling the kid(s):Noiz, he buys everything on impulse for them, and Koujaku has to keep him in line since that time that he got home and saw the mess of open boxes and toys scattered all over the living room floor.

*Who would give the kid(s) cookies in the middle of the night:That would be Noiz too, one for the kid and one for him. But not that often, just once in a while since he wants to be the cool dad.

*Who always takes the kid(s) side:I think that both of them would, because they trust their child and would defend them to death, for example if the kid is called to the principal’s office or something. And they would be fair when they need to ground them.

*Who would wake up early to make breakfast for the kid(s) before school:Koujaku would make the breakfast for everybody, but he would never hear the end of how Noiz’s bottles where the best anyways.

*Who gets the kid(s) ready for school in the morning:Koujaku would knock on their door and wake them up and out of the bed, but Noiz, being the cool dad, would help them choose their clothes and brush their teeth and tie their shoes with some bunny song, and Koujaku would brush their hair and tie it if it’s long hair.

*Who takes the kid(s) to school:It would depend on if the school is closer to Noiz’s work or Koujaku’s salon, and every benishigure member that happens to see them would greet them and be like an uncle to the child.

*Who goes to parent teacher conferences:Koujaku used to go alone until Noiz found out that the other mothers harrassed him, and it’s like a dejavu all over again.

*Who will be the first to suggest to have ‘the talk’ with the kid(s):Koujaku would suggest it, but Noiz would be the one doing the talking while Koujaku butts into the conversation from time to time, just to rephrase something that Noiz said too blunty.

*Who would choose their child(s) prom outfit:They would both give their opinion, but the child would make the final decision.

*Who would cry when the kid(s) go off to college:I think they both would cry, and Koujaku would play it off with a laugh but he just can’t stop and Noiz would go hug him and cry on his shoulder. But theeen, when they got it out of their chests, Noiz would be like ‘so… we are alone’ *eyebrows wiggling suggestively*