i’m officially jealous of other fandoms :(
i never thought it would get to this
i was so proud of my boys
but they fucked off and did and said dumb shit
meanwhile james mcavoy and michael fassbender are gay* as fuck and they know how to laugh about it
the other british tom - tom hiddleston - has a sense of humor that hardy really needs to learn from
joe can’t even act these days like oh my god could you give us one thing to be proud of
but here’s the thing guys
hardy and jiggles, once you choose them... well, it’s like adopting children
one cannot simply abandon them
you remain a fan
you are always a fan
and you must teach them things and discipline them
and also always love them no matter what
and so here we are
oh tom
oh joe
okay back to regularly scheduled programming
*happy