Dead. I'm dead.
Say nice things at my funeral.
I was invited on an all expenses 2 month trip to Fiji. I declined because "I have a real job".
I mentioned the opportunity in our department meeting this morning and my boss told me I could have went and just worked remotely.
Yall, I could have been in paradise for 2 months.
I dead. In lieu of flowers, please feed my big family at the wake.














