#interview with the vampire#iwtv#the vampire armand#assad zaman
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Life of a schlepper #alwaysmovin #fairgoers #packitup #indiemaker #portableoffice #gotomarket #lovemywagon #lifeofanartisan #wheresmywallet #wheresmyphone
Where's my wallet?
So here's what happened: Started chatting with a nice guy, no requests for pics or particularly salacious comments. He asks if I want to meet for a drink. I'm game. Boy: Where would you like to go? Me: Do you want beer or cocktails? Boy: It doesn't matter to me, I don't drink. What?!? *checks text message to verify he asked me for drinks*. Yep. Drinks. Me: Why did you ask me out for drinks if you don't drink? Boy: You said you had dinner plans and seemed like the logical choice. I don't mind watching people drink. Um..... Pass. Me: Let's grab coffee tomorrow instead. Boy: Great. I have a hankering for eggs Benedict. I'll take you to breakfast. *meets boy for breakfast* We talked about our histories, mostly his. I did laugh a few times, but no sparks. He asks for the check. She brings it. He reaches toward his pocket, pats it. Boy: Oh shit! Where's my wallet? I always check to make sure I have it. Me: Do I need to get this? Boy: I think I have some cash. *pulls out $14* I ponied up $20. He offered to pay "next time." Pass. It's not that I mind going Dutch, but he asked me, he told me he intended to treat. I'm just glad I brought my wallet. Note: ALWAYS bring your wallet. You never know if you might need a cab or some cash.
I should not have cashed my check before going to the bar last night
