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[brittainytaylor]

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Weak Women.

Yup, you guessed it. Here goes yet another early morning rant... I am extremely disappointed in the lack of self worth and self respect that some people have when it comes to relationships. If a person has ever TOLD you that you mean nothing to them, admitted they never cared about you, honestly confessed to how manipulative and self indulgent to their own ego and that alone they are...And you not only go running back, but reinstate that person straight back ON to the pedestal you so naively had them on before these revelations... You really need to acknowledge how far you're willing to go for male attention, how low you're willing to stoop to feel even a now transparent form of intimacy, and how you are actually the LAST person who should be on social media giving advice on how to be "strong" and "build your own foundations in life" Sooooo, is the strength you have implied by your lack of standards in partners or your inability to see a snake in the grass even once it's bitten you ?! Because it turns out a "man" can literally tell you.. "I used you for sex and stripped you of a privilege, all because I couldn't get with the girl I ACTUALLY wanted. I didn't bother to maintain a relationship afterwards, lied about my reasonings behind doing such things because I knew - as I've said before many times - that you would forgive me no matter what. Then proceeded to flirt with and ACTIVELY try to sleep with - daily - your "best friend" who you're secretly jealous of and resent (proved by your lack of loyalty and over zealous bitching at every chance you get - let's not forget all the secrets you told me about her (in your attempts to soil her name and make her seem less attractive in all her fucked-upness)...All whilst apparently "knowing" - as you claimed to know on the phone when I confessed to everything - that I would inevitably attempt to use those most vulnerable secrets to my advantage to try to bed her. But you didn't care about that, regardless of how many posts you want to make about being a "good friend" and "never being able to turn your back on anyone" ... Little does everyone know it's because you're too busy shoving the knife in to everyone else's back while theirs is turned!) luckily for me your priorities have ALWAYS been firmly placed around romance and your desperate struggle to obtain it. You see, guys like me can see needy and "please love me and treat me like the girls in my favourite books" women a mile away. And so when I saw you, dripping with all the typical characteristics of a girl who would buy in to ANY old bullshit as long as she gets to pretend she is sought after for a while, I jumped at the chance. As I recall, you "fell in love" (I use the term loosely as you tend to "fall in love" with every guy you fancy) with my best friend first. Spoke for hours about how much you cared about him, loved him, the lot. Then it was me next.... Or did you love us both and we kind of overlapped ?! Only I find it hard to keep up because you now claim that you NEVER loved him... Shall I wait another year or so and expect you'll be saying the same about me too when you find the next "Romeo". For someone who's so content with your life, you sure do go out of your way to ensure the worst types of people remain in it.....all whilst genuinely betraying and hurting the people who have done nothing wrong. Then again, it's not all my fault. Doesn't the saying go that what goes around comes around?! ... Well seen as you spend a majority of your time complaining about how I've treated you in the past, bitching about your current "best friend" and your suspicions she's in love with you (as you believe everyone is) and how you think she uses her child to manipulate and control you, the "family" that you constantly complain about.... It's only fitting that you should be condemned to a life spent surrounded by EXACTLY those types of people you evidently despise so much. Congratulations, you got your man, I'm officially yours and you have absolutely no dignity left because of it." Don't make out that when someone tells you everything that he has, that you just find it hard to stop being friends with someone. Because when it comes to GIRL mates... You'll bitch about them at the drop of a hat, when it comes to cutting out GIRL friends, they're gone at the click of a finger. .... But the boys?! The manipulative boys who are genuinely toxic for you, they remain. That just says it all. Ha. Fancy being a "writer" and having no self awareness, varied perspective or ability to acknowledge the facts.