#which it does

[kindadeadirl]

JESUS christ, my fic just killed this guy's family

[ros-sauce]

Living in a city that sucks means you get really really really excited when they mention your city on tv and mention that it sucks

[8ft]

tbh i think damsel would like centipedes i think if you showed her a picture of a centipede all curled up protecting its babies she'd get a little misty eyed

[noctivart]

Am i allowed to call Toby a mean word that starts with f and rhymes with maggot

I mean like. if the shoe fits.

[ellipsis-dotdotdot]

you people have ruined me, I can be up at an ungodly hour with ill digestion and thanks to you lot I'll be thinking that "fruit punch vomit" sounds like a fic title

[transfempentheus]

this song used to make me cry when i was younger so i had to relisten to it to see if it still makes me cry

[micechicken]

My sister switching to my preferred ship name was so funny lmao

[a-kind-of-merry-war]

I was about to make a post complaining, but I've just realised that actually I've got a pretty sweet set up:

If I write about Ash having sex now, then I get to write about Hansry having sex later