According to the memes I'm an INTP

Encanto fanatic🌺animal nerd🌺alive and on a Moana kick🌺on ao3 as Ellipsis_DotDotDot🌺sideblogs @ellipsistories and @ellipswears🌺arospec🖤💚🩵🤍 💚🤍💛🧡🌺misophonic🌺according to the wheels of fate as a warrior cat I'm Badgerwing the mediator (I suck at my job)

[ellipsis-dotdotdot]

Rules

Please, when you come here:

Do not promote incest/pedophilia.

Do not introduce NSFW content. Sometimes I will engage with it (especially in fanfic contexts) but that is on my own terms and my own time.

Do not hate on people. That can get out of hand quickly.

Do not ask for donations/signal boosts! I don't trust blogs I've never seen a day in my life that come here asking for money. This will be ignored at best, most likely blocked.

Do not request personal or identifying information. I shouldn't have to explain this one.

apparently it has to be said: you are welcome to go through my blog liking and reblogging and whatever without introduction. Interacting with my posts is the introduction, actually. In the same vein:

Do not seek to "make friends" by following me and appearing in my dms without prelude (likes and reblogs! maybe some tags! show you actually have a reason you're talking to me!) or perhaps a specific example of what drew you to my account. If you approach me generically (eg "hey" and nothing else) I will not respond.

I reblog whatever I want lol.

Cats are apparently an integral part of my personality.

Side blogs are @ellipsiswears (for posts with foul language) (being phased out! I swear now!!) and @ellipsistories (for fanfiction, fanart, and the extremely odd original work). Also now @moanawanderlustau bc I thought it sounded fun.

Current obsession:

This one ^ and birds. especially the ones from aotearoa. especially kea.

[crabussy]

manifesting my winter coat #ITCHY #SHEDDING

[mixupmycota]

Collected photos of native podocarp swamp forest and some fungal fruit bodies from a visit to Awahuri Forest!! Absolutely gorgeous place, and I had the joy and privilege to be taken around by a wonderful person I will not name in case I accidentally would doxx her who has had family here for hundreds of years. I learned a lot about the history of the region and of the forest that's here and the forests that were.

cc: @crabussy

[miscellaneousmao]

Clodsire coffee jelly with a little surprise on top! ☕🍒

Felt like they were missing something so I added a Cheri Berry at the end - immediately made me laugh, look at my boy 😭 Hopefully Saiki K. would be proud.

[shrugsinchinese]

Adrian is Penelope from the Odyssey except nothing is stopping them from throwing hands at annoying suitors

[sashayed]

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

[depsidase]

[quotesfromthingsiread]

i might be wrong but instinctually i can't imagine regulated and normalized coca consumption as being that different than coffee

[afloweroutofstone]

You’re correct! Coca leaves are basically treated as a coffee-like substance in Bolivia, Peru, etc. Most of the time they sell the raw leaves in baggies but you can also make little treats with it

Imagine your morning coffee. Now imagine that someone on the other side of the planet made a concentrated version of your morning coffee called SuperCoffee that was hundreds of times more powerful than the version of it that you enjoy. Now imagine that the world’s most powerful government is pressuring your government to criminalize your morning coffee just because it’s possible to make SuperCoffee out of it

[abettertomorrow]

now imagine if white settlers attempted to ban your morning coffee in multiple times in the hundreds of years they've colonized you and scorned it as a backwards native vice and corrupting of the health

[whitepeopletwitter]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[dundeey]

WELCOEM TO MY FUCK HOUSE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[kuntsuragi]

this post is still good even without the glitch that’s how good this post is

[jacobtheloofah]

for those who forgot about the hellhole that was the 2015 tumblr glitch:

[gasgiant]

it’s been 10 years since WELCOEM TO MY FUCK HOUSE

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[sanjipussyindulgence]

[qi-mera]

More of you need to learn about these ☝️

[jadenebula]

[uncharismatic-fauna]

Uncharismatic Fact of the Day

These gulls really put the 'G' in LGBTQ! Studies have shown that up to 15% of a western gull colony may be composed of female-female pairings, which lay 'supernormal' clutches of 6-7 eggs. While most of these eggs are infertile, some do hatch-- likely due to one or both members seeking out temporary male mates-- and just like their heterosexual counterparts, the female gulls in these pairings tend to stay with with their same-sex partner for life.

(Image: A western gull (Larus occidentalis) catching an octopus by Steve Eric Smith)

[beardedmrbean]

[systlin]

In 38 years of life I have learned 1 thing;

If anyone is ever training you to replace them in a position and tells you 'its an easy job I don't do much' what this means is that you are about to spend six months to a year catching up on all the stuff they didn't do and sorting out the stuff they did poorly.

In related news I finally managed to finish un fucking my predecessor's lack of a filing system.

[hungrymilliek]

And if they start a sentence with "You're not supposed to do it this way but...", you're about to learn some shit to make OSHA go:

[systlin]

My job is literally in safety and emergency management and that phrase makes me break out in hives. Which is to say that you are entirely one million percent correct.

[bisquid]

Alternatively by 'an easy job where they don't do much' what they mean is that they've got so much unwritten knowledge and experience stored up in their heads that they *genuinely believe* it's an easy low effort job and then leave you with a learning curve like a rocket launch and frantically spawning spreadsheets of all the shit they know off by heart

[dragonfiguresdaily]

Dragon figure of the day: How Many Dragons? Rainbow Mosaic Dragon with Gem

[palesweetdeeer]

I love the idea of Rocky extending Grace’s lifespan to Eridian levels without telling him

[muffinlance]

Rocky learn about Greenland sharks. Statement.

Grace: ...I have so questions. Question.