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Jason’s strength is psychological warfare + long-range artillery + long-term planning, not brawling/1:1 martial arts. People forget this + then chuck him in an empty arena to hypothesise a fight against people for power-scaling purposes. But that’s like asking Aquaman to fight in the desert? In other words this DC K.O. Tournament is going to annoy me. 👍

#my ranking of the Wayne family’s sheer 1:1 martial power: peak grown up Cass > peak Bruce > Cass > Dick > peak grown up Damian > Jason >#teenage Damian > Tim. but in terms of destabilising psychological warfare it’s literally Jason all the way. I know he is stupid post-2011 #b/c Lobdell. but everyone hates Lobdell so why do you worship that? pre-2011 shows exactly how he’ll fuck with everyone before the fight #even starts. Jason please go back to that <3. other family strengths include Tim having an actual social support system. I love Cass but #her fights she’s battling alone. girl is not communicating + asking anyone for help. meanwhile Tim is very happy to ask for support. dick #has a solid group of friends as well but that guy has a complex about independence meaning he’ll do everything by himself even if it kills #him (another reason by rebirth/taylor’s NW is such ass. he would not ask for help that easily. BFFR.)#my point is. the kids overlap in their strengths a fair bit but they do have different edges to bring to a fight that prevent you from #predicting the outcome 100% based on martial art skills.#martial arts being the bats’ true powers b/c their superpower = fictional ninjas.#also. I should add. re my martial arts ranking. I think dick’s acrobatics/agility surpass everyone else. which means he’s not as great a #sheer martial artist as Bruce BUT he’s better than grown up Damian b/c he can do more unorthodox moves. though it’s probably very very close

how insane would it be to be writing fic about like. gary and goh’s daughter confiding in ash about how she has a lowkey crush on her rival and ash is like. haha. you are just like your father (gary. in this case) because he had a crush on Me

#KFLSJDLDHDK LIKE???#HE WOULD SAY THAT RIGHT. LIKE AT THIS AGE HE HAS TO BE AWARE RIGHT #and like. gary woulr WANT to kill him but this would so be the way that that door would open for lemon to go to home asking about how to #cope with her crush (bad decision. he is like. the most negative example of coping with a crush. goh is up there too in a very different #direction to be fair. and ash is kind of just like. the single forever guy. im not even an aroace ash truther but for this verse i kinda #vibe with it. so like. they’re ALL giving her terrible advice)#i think this would just be a mind-blowing revelation for her too. would she ever find out that her other father ALSO had a crush on ash lmao #its so absurd but its so funny idk. but the actual fic idea is legit. i DID have thoughts about how like #ash would be the one she would go to about this SPECIFICALLY BECAUSE i think gary and goh are kind of like #sickeningly in love with each other and i think that would intimidate her a bit because like. i dont think anyone is giving her anything but #a very sanitized heavily edited version of their history. she would have to know they eloped and she’d definitely be able to piece together #that like. she had already been conceived by the time they got married. but no one would ever tell her that and if she asked i think that #they would justify it as saying they had PLANNED to get married before but they were just both so busy with grad school. like this kid would #fully know she was an accident lmao. extremely happy and dearly loved accident but like. they could not hide that from her #but she would definitely not know that it took having a baby together to get them to like. get their shit together and acknowledge they love #each other. especially because. again. they are DEEPLY in love with each other. like their level of devotion to and coordination with each #other would be yeah. kind of intimidating from the outside i think. like man they WORK together. they spend every waking AND sleeping moment #together. and i think they would rarely actually fight with each other because they are both too aware of how neurotic the other one is lmao #taylor.txt #fankid au #holy typos butlike. i am typing this on mobile on the bus on my way to work so.#also to be clear the gary ash crush IS reciprocated. i’ll die on that canon hill #but also. 25 years out they’re probably not thinking about it that hard anymore lmao #which is also a fun idea to explore since like in the scope of this au gary and goh arent necessarily acting on a mutual crush from when #they were 10 either. though also they kind of are so theyre just insane freaks (/pos)

Thinking about overprotective Sans in the context of Papyton specifically again and anyways fucking hate that trope but Sans would never do that and all I'm saying is Undyne was right there. Undyne who tends to put her entire being into everything and is also super protective of her friends and cares about Papyrus a LOT to the point where she strings him along on "training" to keep him happy but won't let him in the guard to protect him and also she canonically hates Mettaton-

#ANYWAYS #i personally like to think Undyne would be a littol annoying about it in the early days but mellow out #cause like. mettaton is alphys' friend and she'd probably learn to at least tolerate him over time from that #but yknow. somewhere for her to grow with her relationship with papyrus if that makes sense???#cause she cares about and respects him a lot but doesn't have faith in him to make the best choices for himself #which i mean to be fair the no mercy route literally proves her worst fear with letting Papyrus into the guard and that's a whole thing BUT #PAPYTON-#uuuuh yeah. not like. annoying overbearing if you corrupt my sweet poor innocent cinnamon roll friend i'll kill you #but more of “I don't know what went down between you and Alphys but if you pull anything like that with Papyrus you'll be sorry” type shit #holding a grudge that isn't her's to hold or whatever #does this make sense???? i feel like Undyne and Mettaton have an interesting relationship that's under explored and I just like Papyton lol

heartbreaking: route you adored on your first run is so much worse on your second.

#hundred line spoilers #LIKE I AM GOING INTO DETAIL IN THE NOTES #it's mystery. i fucking adored mystery on my first run because initially it did what nobody's done in fucking YEARS #it stumped me on how a murder was committed completely #and i think was in a somewhat organic way where you could have picked up on the pieces throughout the route #and organically solved it. and i just did not because i fucked that up #i felt even better when i managed to figure out the twist before getting back to the story lock.#AND i feel like it's the only route that even begins examining what happens when ima loses kako but has supports in place.#he fucking breaks and it takes a severe show of loyalty and concern for him to trust again.#calamitybox is doing its entirely own thing where ima never gets that show of loyalty and irreversibly gets fucked up by it. also good #but in mystery to get that i honest to god think shouma is dragged too far out of character #uchikoshi really struggles with character voice in a way that kodaka just does not i've noticed #shouma sacrifices himself at every opportunity in every other route. hell the branching path mystery's attached to has him do it immediatel #i think shouma could be antagonistic on a route but not like this. it feels like he was killed and replaced with an imposter.#eva has one of her most interesting dynamics with takumi and the others in this route because it's one of few where it is actually eva #there's an interesting way to still let eva be on your team without it being the brainwashed version of her #but after kako's murder is solved ima just kind of more or less is accepting of everything.#he becomes just kind of Another Survivor Of Mystery.#and eva's dynamic of being the only one takumi knows for certain isn't the killer gets tossed out #pretty much exclusively so uchikoshi can cut up her and shouma's loose threads #takumi pretty much just has stress-induced narcolepsy for writer's convenience to write fewer days. fair enough but still weird.#and probably the most minor but kind of also the worst thing: the game fucking lies to you #so like day 39 or w/e it was Takumi and The Gang go fetch the kidnapped ima.#'kurara' tags along. by this point she's already been murdered and replaced.#the cg of everyone on the bus even acknowledges this by having 'kurara' fucking wink to the camera #but they don't do anything to the pre-battle cutscene.#meaning YOU SEE KURARA'S REAL FACE DURING THE PRE-BATTLE CUTSCENE #which in retrospect is what lead to me thinking she died a lot later than she actually did initially!#the solution would be to have her like. pretend to fracture her ankle or smth and have her only able to act by making the artillery #or shorten this particular pre-battle cutscene

i wonder how much the fact me + my brother having lifelong interest in trauma/PD-related psychology (from an 'i'm in this picture' source, dw) influences how much we like messing around with the '''curse of hatred''' vs how I keep running into people who really hate it

#like generally when i see people criticize it they just use vague words like 'madness' etc #which is fair because canon. is not exactly nuanced. but also #it's one of the few late-stage naruto Reveals i actually love (with tweaks) (because it's naruto of course it's not used well)#because it makes a number of things make MORE sense as opposed to all the reveals that just break shit sslkjdf #forex ah the uchiha having ability that sometimes levels up upon experiencing trauma and #the false perception by some that this has to do with 'hatred'!#that explains itachi caring about sasuke but traumatizing him MORE and telling him to crank up the hatred perfectly!#bro is just like 'jfc was killing the clan not enough where are your MANGEKYO we are on a SCHEDULE sasuke'#but also it just feels... intuitive?#like oh the magic eyes that capture and remember things perfectly. that you would use on the battlefield #are linked to worse mental health and has a power feedback loop of your brain being like 'fuck stability let's route more resources to Powe #we are clearly in a dangerous situation' when you suffer particularly major trauma #sometimes your brain decides you're In Danger and makes you better able to function at certain things while sacrificing others? same dude #more thoughts but i should make an actual Post as opposed to tag rambling probably...#i'll consider it. slams it in the UNDER DEVELOPMENT folder

sarah end transmission my beloved doomedgirl

#LOOK AT HER. LOOK AT HERRRRR SHE IS THREE APPLES TALL #hell game (dbd tag)#fogposting #i think sarah sticks in my mind the most bc Naturalists Together Strong but also the tragedy of her character specifically #like she was the only person who figured out what was going on but she was also the least equipped to stop hux #which did not stop her from trying :( i have to wonder if the “reconnaissance mission” she and hux went on was her attempt at laying a trap #bc that mission came hours to days after six members of the crew were killed in their sleep leaving only sarah gabe and dmitri #like even under huxlee's corporate scheme surely the usual work stops when there are that many suspicious deaths taking place #best case scenario is that something is Wrong with the ship's life support which will kill literally every human on board #and worst case scenario is that there's a literal actual serial killer among the remaining survivors picking people off #i have to wonder if she suspected dmitri and/or gabe before landing on hux bc surely the robot AI cannot go outside its programming.#if anything i wonder if she suspected /gabe/. bc up to that point all of the killings had been conducted mechanically #and surely by that point she would have noticed that the rest of the A7s were missing - what are the odds that the engineer did it #AND the fact that gabe was on record as being mentally distressed (by dmitri's reckoning) around the time of the killings #asking weird questions and having his brain scanned and getting prescribed hypospray to ostensibly deal with the issue #all of these are circumstantial pieces of evidence to be sure but under these circumstances i could easily have seen gabe getting framed #honestly i wonder if hux would have chosen to try and frame gabe for the killings if his initial plan had fallen apart #planting his tools in specific locations or doctoring security footage to make it look like he was tampering with equipment #in the hopes that he could isolate him (bunk arrest i presume) and kill him separately OR separate dmitri and sarah from gabe to kill THEM #bc gabe was the only person potentially capable of stopping hux since he was at the time still fully mechanical #have any of yall ever read And Then There Were None by Agatha Christie. end transmission is similar i think #sarah girl i am so sorry. you did not stand a chance against whatever hux became. it was a valiant effort however #trying to shoot hux was a far better plan than gabe's alternative anyway like #'i know what to do ☝️🤓 i am going to investigate this hux unit's code and find the problem“ GABE HE CUT OFF HER HEAD. GABE #altho to be fair to gabe i'm not sure what would have actually stopped hux from rampaging if you can't shoot him or reprogram him #maybe literally hitting him with a car but that would probably just piss him off. or shoving him into the incinerator #in another life hux was discovered by the crew but changed his mind about humans after being treated with curiosity and compassion #not in this one. but in one of em. i know there has to be at least one universe where he's just chill about it

whenever a historian is criticising some dead monarch for piling all the wealth/land/fake-nepo-jobs onto a select few i'm like wow you mean the system worked like it normally did?🤷‍♀️

#have decided henry 6th is getting defended today #'he didn't do enough wars' mate his dad died on campaign none of this would be happening if his dad had done less war.#if my dad had invaded france like that i think i would be mentally ill too.#i mean... i am mentally ill anyway but i would do it ON PURPOSE to spite my weird bastard dad #who everyone loves for some reason (killing lollards and french people? note to self: look this up)#what i've picked up from history is that if i don't invade france i don't spend the entire treasury and have to beg parliament for taxes.#in which case i won't be remembered as a shit who spend all your money on invading france (which i make no effort to integrate into england #i would also not invade scotland but in fairness they do keep stupidly attacking me even though i am obviously bigger and richer.#ARE BERWICK AND CARLISLE REALLY THAT GOOD GUYS? DO YOU NEED THEM THAT MUCH? WTF #'the king died with an empty treasury' yes he spent it on stupid invasions idk why this has not yet struck any of them as A Bad Idea.#except oh look they get told off for NOT being shits to their neighbours if they don't do that. again WTF?#HOT TAKE: actually regnant queens are better as they cannot seek personal glory on the battlefield.#which won't stop them having wars but it can cut the number of them a bit.#i mean i probably just wouldn't invade france but that's why historians have tended to dismiss my reign as a failure :(#well that and the number of enemies i had murdered in their sleep but nobody has yet PROVED that i did that. they just suspect.#yes actually my nephews really did just vanish and my husband DID explode entirely on his own with no input from me.#history fandom #anyway the favouritism thing is only really a problem if you're not willing to get your son to fuck the gay king #and if you'd let him fuck your daughter and not your son i think you need to examine your life choices.#what about a younger son? he's got nothing else to live for at least let him have some royal cock and a duchy.#queue

love how hua cheng is just like "I support xie lian rights and xie lian wrongs, except he can never do anything wrong ever even when he kills a bunch of people. Go off king" and Xie Lian is like “This is my beautiful husband, he has committed war crimes, but haven’t we all?”

And their relationship is somehow healthier than anything I've ever been in.

#emma posts #to be fair everything involving me didn’t have me aware that it was a thing #but I couldn’t compete anyway #tcgf #is it dating someone if they never told you they were dates and you misinterpreted them?#not asking for a friend #this is just straight up every situation I’ve been in #that’s as close as I’ve ever actually gotten to dating someone #I’ve witnessed plenty of other people’s relationships though #‘we’ve been dating for six months’ ‘those were dates?!’ ‘you asked me out first’ ‘and you rejected me!’ <- closest to dating I’ve been #all the other times I didn’t even ask the person out first. the just flat out never said it was a date and I thought we were just chilling #and all the other times I’ve asked someone out they rejected me and then DIDN’T ask me out without telling me they were asking me out #how was I supposed to know he changed his mind?#I’m still not over how I didn’t know we were dating until after we broke up #just the sheer comedy of my love life gets to me #comedy of errors ass love life #I’m getting really side tracked #Xie Liana’s friends were totally reasonable to think that someone stalking someone for several centuries is alarming #but somehow those two had it happen in the healthiest way possible???#I respect it tbh #only healthy relationship I’ve ever had that much sheer dedication in is me and my favorite cat which is a very maternal relationship #and i didn’t even actually kill the people who threatened him. they weren’t real threats but they knew they did psychological damage #to this day I wish I bit them until I tasted blood #but being in detention with them would have meant being around them longer than I had to be 😑#they have probably changed a lot since then but I still never want to see them again in my life #that might actually have played a slight role in how feral I get about protecting my cat 🐈‍⬛#I’m getting into personal issues again #our co-dependent parental dynamic. me and my cat. is perfectly healthy and I will not change it #said by someone who is not healthy but definitely will not change this specific thing #and the co-dependency is in fract mutual. that’s why it’s CO dependent

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